Divorced Footy Coach Just Can't Understand Why People Won't Come To Pub After Every Training Session — The Betoota Advocate
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Divorced Footy Coach Just Can’t Understand Why People Won’t Come To Pub After Every Training Session — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the coaches down at Betoota’s Muttaburrasaurus Rugby Union Football club has today spoken to The Advocate about the clubs prospects this…

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Futuristic Power Plant That Converts Homeless People Into Green Energy Attracts Government Attention — The Betoota Advocate
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Futuristic Power Plant That Converts Homeless People Into Green Energy Attracts Government Attention — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the Federal Government looks to help ease the national housing crisis and achieve net zero by 2030, a…

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RBA Governor Philip Lowe Apologises For Not Warning People That Real Estate Is A Gamble And Sometimes You Lose — The Betoota Advocate
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RBA Governor Philip Lowe Apologises For Not Warning People That Real Estate Is A Gamble And Sometimes You Lose — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The softly-spoken finance nerd who controls our monetary destiny as Australians has apologised today for “honey-dicking” so many ordinary…

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Attempts To Humanely Evacuate Huntsman From Household Result In Multiple People Losing Their Voice — The Betoota Advocate
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Attempts To Humanely Evacuate Huntsman From Household Result In Multiple People Losing Their Voice — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights household has today been taken hostage by a stupidly oversized arachnid, which let its presence be known mid cooking session….

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The Poorest Rich People Say Goodbye To Skiing For Another Year — The Betoota Advocate
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The Poorest Rich People Say Goodbye To Skiing For Another Year — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The poorest rich people in Australia have bid farewell to skiing for another year as the Australian snow season officially wraps. Known for…

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Advice Column | How The Budget Fixes Everything For Homeless People Living On The Street — The Betoota Advocate
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Advice Column | How The Budget Fixes Everything For Homeless People Living On The Street — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT I’m not really into politics. But it’s no secret that the government inherited a significant fiscal challenge, with a…

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Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
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Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Angie and Peter ‘Pistol’ Reyes don’t get out much nowadays. With three kids under 6 at home, and the shrinking window of home…

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Yuppie Labor Nerd Finds Self Defending Tax Policies That Punish Poor People Because Scomo Sucks! — The Betoota Advocate
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Yuppie Labor Nerd Finds Self Defending Tax Policies That Punish Poor People Because Scomo Sucks! — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In his first Federal Budget as the Australian Treasurer, Jim Chalmers MP has made one thing clear. Australia’s working poor and two-income, lower-middle-class…

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Having An Issue With Multi-Billionaire Mining Elites Who Advocate For The Genocidal Sterilisation Of An Entire Race Of People Nothing But Woke PC Cancel Culture Rubbish
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Having An Issue With Multi-Billionaire Mining Elites Who Advocate For The Genocidal Sterilisation Of An Entire Race Of People Nothing But Woke PC Cancel Culture Rubbish

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Netball Australia has lost a $15 million-dollar sponsorship deal with Hancock Prospecting after players refused to wear the company’s logo on their uniform,…

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Greens Declare New Candidates Must Only Date People Who Ride Environmentally Friendly E-Scooters — The Betoota Advocate
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Greens Declare New Candidates Must Only Date People Who Ride Environmentally Friendly E-Scooters — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After the party faced backlash over revelations that their deputy leader previously dated someone who willingly chose to ride a fossil fuel guzzling…

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