Landlord Unsure About Renewing Your Lease... Unless You Wanna Offer To Pay More Haha? Up To You — The Betoota Advocate
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Landlord Unsure About Renewing Your Lease… Unless You Wanna Offer To Pay More Haha? Up To You — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was 100% expected, the genius investors that make up Australia’s post-war landlord caste have this week begun making immediate steps to pass…

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Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet — The Betoota Advocate
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Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The steaming crackle of a Breville sandwich toaster is providing little comfort this afternoon, as a local bloke enters his fourth…

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"Regions Pay The Price For Budget Cuts" Say Nats After Labor Axe Dubbo Light Rail — The Betoota Advocate
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“Regions Pay The Price For Budget Cuts” Say Nats After Labor Axe Dubbo Light Rail — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people of Dubbo are feeling indifferent today after the Federal Government announced the proposed $4bn Dubbo City Light…

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"Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I'm Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate
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“Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I’m Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has castigated a fellow shopper down at his local supermarket this morning for…

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Star Casino Agrees To Pay Record $100m Fine With Non-Sequential $20 Bills In A Puma Gym Bag — The Betoota Advocate
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Star Casino Agrees To Pay Record $100m Fine With Non-Sequential $20 Bills In A Puma Gym Bag — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The fallout from a damning report into The Star has entered a new chapter today with the Sydney casino…

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Parliament Suspended As MPs Pay Tribute To Royal Family By Being Paid Very Well To Do Fuck All — The Betoota Advocate
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Parliament Suspended As MPs Pay Tribute To Royal Family By Being Paid Very Well To Do Fuck All — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the Commonwealth continues to mourn the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, our politicians have this week decided to take their tributes to…

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Advice Column | Side-Hustles That Pay Little But Use All Of Your Time And Energy — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Having a side-hustle is cool and hip. You get more street cred if you be hustlin’ in the hours…

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"The Gender Pay Gap Is A Myth" Says Bloke Who Earns 190k A Year Driving A Big Tonka Truck — The Betoota Advocate
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“The Gender Pay Gap Is A Myth” Says Bloke Who Earns 190k A Year Driving A Big Tonka Truck — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Economists and social theorists are today eating humble pie after being destroyed by a Gold Coast man named Brenton Thomas. After weeks of…

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Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday — The Betoota Advocate
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Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The boss of the nation’s public servants has today arrived at the national Job Summit ready to fight for his workers. Kicking off…

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"It's Hard To Find Staff," Says Business Owner That Finds It Hard To Pay Them Properly — The Betoota Advocate
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“It’s Hard To Find Staff,” Says Business Owner That Finds It Hard To Pay Them Properly — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights publican says he’s struggling to find staff, like every other publican in the country, through no…

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