Exhausted And Confused Paul Murray Calls Rupert Murdoch To Clarify That The Manly Footballers Are Brave Heroes For Boycotting The Pride Jersey But The Netballers Are Entitled Brats For Boycotting The Gina Rinehart Dress
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Exhausted And Confused Paul Murray Calls Rupert Murdoch To Clarify That The Manly Footballers Are Brave Heroes For Boycotting The Pride Jersey But The Netballers Are Entitled Brats For Boycotting The Gina Rinehart Dress

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After catastrophically misreading the national sentiment heading into the 2022 Federal Election, Australia’s saturating conservative media appears to be completely without purpose. With…

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"What Can We Sell" Asks Jim Chalmers, Channeling His Inner Paul Keating — The Betoota Advocate
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“What Can We Sell” Asks Jim Chalmers, Channeling His Inner Paul Keating — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Treasurer is deep in thought this morning, after a hectic 24 hours of trying to sell his government’s first budget. Following…

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Paul Kent Returns To His Cave To Hibernate Until An NRL Player Punches Someone At A Pub In April — The Betoota Advocate
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Paul Kent Returns To His Cave To Hibernate Until An NRL Player Punches Someone At A Pub In April — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the manufactured scandals of the 2022 NRL Grand Final post-match celebrations die down, the Murdoch goons at Fox Sports have officially expended…

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Paul Kent Doubles Down And Says Muhammad Ali Also Lacked Class And Acted Like A Teenager — The Betoota Advocate
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Paul Kent Doubles Down And Says Muhammad Ali Also Lacked Class And Acted Like A Teenager — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite claiming to oppose the growing ‘woke’ culture in Australian sport, NRL Fox League commentator Paul Kent is this week doing his very…

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Visibly Hungover Paul Kent Disgusted By Youthful Polynesians Enjoying The Fruits Of Hard Work And Talent — The Betoota Advocate
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Visibly Hungover Paul Kent Disgusted By Youthful Polynesians Enjoying The Fruits Of Hard Work And Talent — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This year’s NRL Premiership winners are today under fire for not acting like they actually lost the Grand Final. The cranky old men…

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NRL 360 Lean on Paul Kent's Glittering One Game Career To Analyse NRL Finals Week — The Betoota Advocate
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NRL 360 Lean on Paul Kent’s Glittering One Game Career To Analyse NRL Finals Week — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The producers at Fox Sports are believed to be working overtime this week, as they attempt to pull together a whole…

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Paul Murray Overtakes Crystal Meth As #1 Cause Of Families Falling Apart — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a rare good news story, crystal meth has been demoted to second place as the number one cause of Australian households falling…

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Paul Gallen's Two-Fights-In-One Night Bout To Also Include Thumbtacks On The Floor, Steel Chairs — The Betoota Advocate
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Paul Gallen’s Two-Fights-In-One Night Bout To Also Include Thumbtacks On The Floor, Steel Chairs — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s premiere boxing promoters, the Rose brothers have today announced a world first for the sport in Australia: A heavyweight fighter, taking on…

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Paul Kent Surprisingly Not As Concerned About Loyalty Of NRL Stars Deciding To Play For England — The Betoota Advocate
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Paul Kent Surprisingly Not As Concerned About Loyalty Of NRL Stars Deciding To Play For England — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The genius NRL analysts at Fox Sports have this week revealed that they are less concerned by NRL stars deciding to play for…

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