Tag: Party
Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area. Sources say the party was…
Dutton Begins Gruelling Task Of Modernising Liberal Party By Attending Pell’s Funeral — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Federal Opposition Leader has today rolled up his sleeves and set about trying to drag the Liberal Party into the future….
Advice Column | Quitting The Young Liberals Party But Keeping Your Connections — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | Contact Can you imagine how scary it is to turn your back on the future leaders of Australia? To shy away from…
Out Of Control House Party Punishment For Parents Who Didn’t Take Little Rich Kid To Europe — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A conservative family is dealing with the concept of karma today as the parents return home from a European holiday to discover their…
Liberal Party Hires Self-Help Guru Who Specialises In Fixing Spectacularly Useless Men — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Opposition have this week raised eyebrows after revealing a new ploy to turn their party around. While Anthony Albanese and Peter…
Single Mate From Bridal Party A Little Too Desperate To See How Those Wedding Photos Turned Out — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A desperate groomsman is on the offensive this morning, as he hopes to hustle some new online dating material. After standing…
Treasurer To Spend Entire Budget Speech Explaining How His Party Weren’t In Power For Last Decade — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s treasurer has today offered The Betoota Advocate some exclusive insight into what he is forecasting for the nation’s future. Treasurer Jim…
Local Girl Uses Friend’s Lavish Engagement Party to Hard Launch New Boyfriend — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota girl has capitalised on a rather swanky engagement party, using the extravagant occasion to officially ‘Hard Launch’ her new…
Local Girl Spends Costume Party Avoiding Eye Contact With Weird Dude Dressed As ‘The Joker’ — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT After a four year stint at University and a long history of mingling in circles filled with ‘Drama kids’, local Betoota girl…
Political Party Created To Support Workers Consider Radical Plan To Not Give Billionaires Tax Breaks — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian working class continue to battle in the face of comical rent spikes and in impenetrable property market, the pressure is…