"Wake Up! You'll Miss The Best Part Of The Day" Says Dad Before Disappearing For A 45-Minute Shit — The Betoota Advocate
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“Wake Up! You’ll Miss The Best Part Of The Day” Says Dad Before Disappearing For A 45-Minute Shit — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Heights household has been today reminded that sleep is the enemy, especially if you are a teenager. This comes as toasty…

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Local Bloke Agrees To Take Part In Nightclub Brawl After Spotting Hectic Older Cousin Up The Back — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Agrees To Take Part In Nightclub Brawl After Spotting Hectic Older Cousin Up The Back — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Patrons were treated to some old fashioned windmilling on the dance floor of one of Betoota’s premiere nightlife venues in the early hours…

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Couple Who Spent Better Part Of A Decade Saving Up For 1st Apartment Not In A Great Mood Today — The Betoota Advocate
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Couple Who Spent Better Part Of A Decade Saving Up For 1st Apartment Not In A Great Mood Today — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights couple Scott Wilton and Samantha Mason are not in the fucking mood for it today, it can be confirmed. The cause…

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