Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate
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Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate

CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area. Sources say the party was…

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NIMBY Richmond Shitebags Want Drug Users To Die In The Park Like The Good Old Days — The Betoota Advocate
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NIMBY Richmond Shitebags Want Drug Users To Die In The Park Like The Good Old Days — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of Kooyong downsizers that moved into Richmond a few years ago are appalled at the Victorian Government’s…

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Bachelor Puts Dog’s Name On The Leash To Build Familiarity With Babes At Dog Park — The Betoota Advocate
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Bachelor Puts Dog’s Name On The Leash To Build Familiarity With Babes At Dog Park — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local bachelor has got his dog ready to mingle with one of those custom leash attachments that clearly states the name of…

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Local Personal Trainer Launches Into 2023 With Annual Canva Rebrand Of Park Fitness Operation — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Personal Trainer Launches Into 2023 With Annual Canva Rebrand Of Park Fitness Operation — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A laptop is getting hammered in a Betoota Heights study this morning, as a local personal trainer kickstarts his year with…

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Brazilian Backpackers At Park Having An Absolute Cracker Of A BBQ — The Betoota Advocate
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Brazilian Backpackers At Park Having An Absolute Cracker Of A BBQ — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Silly season has put on a show today as a group of Brazilian backpackers started having what was described as an absolute cracker…

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Girl On Ps Drives Long Into The Night So No One Will See Her Park — The Betoota Advocate
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Girl On Ps Drives Long Into The Night So No One Will See Her Park — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A girl with a new found freedom has quickly turned into a rider in the night. As someone from a big family, Zelda…

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Local Bloke Files For Bankruptcy After Shouting A Round Of Plastic Schooeys At Sydney Olympic Park — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Files For Bankruptcy After Shouting A Round Of Plastic Schooeys At Sydney Olympic Park — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A modern Prometheus has learnt a painful lesson today after shouting a round at Sydney Olympic Park.Rocking up to the stadium that has…

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Melbourne's Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership — The Betoota Advocate
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Melbourne’s Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The parklands surrounding the Melbourne Cricket Ground have become a makeshift morgue for Swans scarves and other supporter apparel…

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Sydney Still Smouldering From Chaotic Convergence Of Bunnies And Collingwood Fans In Moore Park — The Betoota Advocate
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Sydney Still Smouldering From Chaotic Convergence Of Bunnies And Collingwood Fans In Moore Park — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney City is today still reeling from the destruction of hosting two factions of Australia’s most hardcore football fans in the one place,…

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Report Finds That Visiting A Winery Is Just The Adult Version Of Drinking UDLs In The Park — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A report conducted by the Department of Health has today discovered a surprising link between teenage drinking habits, and a weekend away activity…

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