Tag: Park
Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area. Sources say the party was…
NIMBY Richmond Shitebags Want Drug Users To Die In The Park Like The Good Old Days — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of Kooyong downsizers that moved into Richmond a few years ago are appalled at the Victorian Government’s…
Bachelor Puts Dog’s Name On The Leash To Build Familiarity With Babes At Dog Park — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local bachelor has got his dog ready to mingle with one of those custom leash attachments that clearly states the name of…
Local Personal Trainer Launches Into 2023 With Annual Canva Rebrand Of Park Fitness Operation — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A laptop is getting hammered in a Betoota Heights study this morning, as a local personal trainer kickstarts his year with…
Brazilian Backpackers At Park Having An Absolute Cracker Of A BBQ — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Silly season has put on a show today as a group of Brazilian backpackers started having what was described as an absolute cracker…
Girl On Ps Drives Long Into The Night So No One Will See Her Park — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A girl with a new found freedom has quickly turned into a rider in the night. As someone from a big family, Zelda…
Local Bloke Files For Bankruptcy After Shouting A Round Of Plastic Schooeys At Sydney Olympic Park — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A modern Prometheus has learnt a painful lesson today after shouting a round at Sydney Olympic Park.Rocking up to the stadium that has…
Melbourne’s Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The parklands surrounding the Melbourne Cricket Ground have become a makeshift morgue for Swans scarves and other supporter apparel…
Sydney Still Smouldering From Chaotic Convergence Of Bunnies And Collingwood Fans In Moore Park — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney City is today still reeling from the destruction of hosting two factions of Australia’s most hardcore football fans in the one place,…
Report Finds That Visiting A Winery Is Just The Adult Version Of Drinking UDLs In The Park — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A report conducted by the Department of Health has today discovered a surprising link between teenage drinking habits, and a weekend away activity…