Tag: Paid
Advice Column | Growing A Beard To Get Paid As Much As Your Male Colleagues — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you sick of not getting paid as much as your male colleagues just because you’re a woman? Tired…
Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of war, diplomatic break downs and natural disasters…
Mid-Flight Coffee Costs More Than Qantas Paid In Tax This Year — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betootan Keira Gould is sipping a coffee at 30,000 feet, knowing that she has sort of done her bit by paying for a…
A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I’m All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I Have No Problem Seeing Them Swing, But Before We Go And Grab Our Pitchforks, We Really Should Come To A General Consensus On What That Word ‘Corruption’ Actually Means, Particularly In Queensland, Ya Know My Mentor Sir Joh Was Always Written Off As Corrupt, But Really At The End Of The Day, Without Those Completely Unregulated Post-War Investments Flowing In From Japan, And All Those Comically Crooked Tender Processes, We Wouldn’t Have The Gold Coast, Now Would We? Let’s Not Forget The 1982 Commonwealth Games, A Real Coming Of Age For Brisbane… Mind You, I Do Find It Completely Pointless To Host A Gymnastics Event Without Any Chinese Or Russians Athletes Flying Around The Mat. But Nevertheless, It Was A Real Highlight For Brisbane. With No Help From Down South Either. I’ve Always Said That Those Lilypad Lefties At The ABC Cannot Tell The Difference Between Full Blown White Collar Crime And Something As Innocent As Immigrant Ambition. So A Couple Of Old Krauts Got Paid Out The Arse For A Job That Coulda Been Done For Half The Price? Who Cares? The Job Got Done Didn’t It? Who Do You Think Built These Bloody Railroads That Carried Us Through Multiple Mining Booms? Overpaid Ethnic Men, That’s Who. Proud Lutheran And Orthodox Men With Surnames Like Hinze, Thiess, Cilento. Or Those Mad Deen Brothers. My Goodness They Used To Make Me Laugh. Good Muslim Lads Who Could Weave A Demolition Wrecking Ball Through Even The Most Precious Heritage Listings. This Country Was Built On The Back Of People Like That. Innovative And Aspirational Queenslanders. Unflinching Patriots. Titans Of Industry That Prefer To Ask For Forgiveness Rather Than Permission — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a long election campaign of promising to lock up crooked politicians, The Australian government is set to introduce its long-awaited Federal Corruption…
Farm Worker Gets Paid In Cash After Landing Lucrative Agricultural Job At Cash Farm — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Australian farmers offering to pay workers in accommodation and produce, one farm seems to have gotten the balance right. Farm worker Allison…
Parliament Suspended As MPs Pay Tribute To Royal Family By Being Paid Very Well To Do Fuck All — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the Commonwealth continues to mourn the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, our politicians have this week decided to take their tributes to…
Advice Column | Speaking My Truth As One Of The 60 Millionaires Who Paid No Tax This Year — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | Contact Since coming out as one of Australia’s 60 millionaires who paid no tax this financial year, I’ve been copping a lot…
ATO Apologises And Refunds Gerry Harvey The $6.89 He Mistakenly Paid In Tax This Financial Year — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT Gerry Harvey, the billionaire boss of Australia’s leading cultural appliance retailer Harvey Norman, has blown a gasket on 3AW Radio this morning. Affectionately…
Lowly Paid Child Care Workers Urged To Remember They Get To Play With Cute Kids All Day — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s struggling early educators have today been urged to put things into perspective. With the cost of living crisis spiraling out of…
Rich Boomer Explodes At Qantas Ground Staff Like They Get Paid Enough To Find His Suitcase Full Of Gazman Pants — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some tired old bastard on his way back from Port Douglas was seen blowing up at the Qantas Ground…