Tag: Overseas
Bali Immune From Uncle’s Disdain For Overseas Travel — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As his nieces and nephews make plans to travel overseas, uncle Tim Mirken (58) has made it clear that overseas travel is a…
Friend Barely Capable Of Keeping Her Phone Connected Somehow Overseas Again — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Does God have a plan for me?” she asked. “Why does he let me suffer? Why is Janine fucking…
Mate Who Got Tattoo On First Day Of Overseas Boys Trip Really Going To Miss Sleeping On That Side — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT They say travel broadens the horizon and that may be true for intrepid traveller Henry Voss (19) who has learnt that sometimes he…
“Qantas Has Ruined My 4-Week Overseas Holiday By Losing My Bag!” Says Out-Of-Touch Yuppie — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sanctimonious leftie from our town’s bohemian French Quarter shared his latest gripe with Qantas this morning on social…
NRL To Achieve Dream Of Hosting Origin Overseas By Playing Game 2 In Perth — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The National Rugby League is believed to be patting itself on the back this evening, after successfully expanding the code into…
“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…