Tag: Order
Gender Pay Gap Defeated After Bulk Order Of Office Cup Cakes — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news from our very own town of Betoota, the Gender Pay Gap has finally been defeated. That’s right, the issue…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Says Triggering Total Collapse Of Society And Civil War Through Prudent Monetary Policy Are Steps He’s Willing To Take In Order To Keep Downward Pressure On Inflation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank chief Philip Lowe has revealed the steps he’s willing to take in order to kill the inflation…
Dan Andrews Proves He’s Still Just Your Average Aussie Dad After Making A Bulk Order Of Jumbo Sized Wingless Pads — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Despite angering many grown men (piss babies) on Twitter with his promise to provide free pads and tampons in public spaces, Victorian premier…
Bloke Trying To Culture Himself Before Tokyo Holiday Learns How To Order 5 More Chicken Skewers — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a bloke who has little contact with his immediate family over Christmas, Jarrod Whitney is the type of Aussie that…
Local Woo Girls Order Their Sexy Underpaid And Overworked Frontline Worker Costumes For Halloween — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s woo girls have been seen raiding costume shops and adult stores en masse this week, as they scramble to get some…
Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that has surprised absolutely no one, it appears that a man known for roleplaying as blue-collar workers has now found himself…
Young Couple Officially At The “How Many Packages Do You Order” Phase Of Living Together — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Young love is in the air in Betoota’s French Quarter as a newly moved-in couple Teagan Tognelli and Braden Munsen officially…
“I’m Easy” Says Local Vegetarian Throwing Eggplant Sized Spanner Into Group Pizza Order — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local herbivore is causing some trouble this evening, putting the handbrake on a rigorously crafted group pizza order. After overhearing…
‘Alright Kerry Packer!’ Says Guzman Employee As Customer Adds Shredded Lettuce And Guac To Order — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Guzman & Gomez employee has today seen just how large the wealth gap in Australia is, leaving them feeling pretty delusional and…