Gender Pay Gap Defeated After Bulk Order Of Office Cup Cakes — The Betoota Advocate
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Gender Pay Gap Defeated After Bulk Order Of Office Cup Cakes — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news from our very own town of Betoota, the Gender Pay Gap has finally been defeated. That’s right, the issue…

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"Geez Bit Hot Out There" Smirks Colleague After Office Man Arrives Dripping Like Mr Darcy — The Betoota Advocate
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“Geez Bit Hot Out There” Smirks Colleague After Office Man Arrives Dripping Like Mr Darcy — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A big sweaty mess has today been forced to swallow a few sledges, after being confronted by a smirking colleague. Rolling into work…

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Millennials Quit Workforce In Record Numbers After Being Forced To Return To Office Full Time — The Betoota Advocate
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Millennials Quit Workforce In Record Numbers After Being Forced To Return To Office Full Time — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some shocking news this morning, Jacinda Ardern has announced she will not be doing another term as New Zealand’s prime minister, stating…

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RnB Heavy Playlist Inspires Local Bloke To Unleash Some Career Limiting Moves On Office Christmas Dancefloor — The Betoota Advocate
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RnB Heavy Playlist Inspires Local Bloke To Unleash Some Career Limiting Moves On Office Christmas Dancefloor — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is planning to book himself appointments with a Physio and his HR department this evening, after the sounds…

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Company Persuades Workers To Head Back Into The Office With Pod Machine And Prison Bickies — The Betoota Advocate
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Company Persuades Workers To Head Back Into The Office With Pod Machine And Prison Bickies — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The slippery crackle of a tray of Arnotts Family Assorted biscuits can be heard this morning, as a Betoota insurance agency…

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How To Stop Gentrification In Your Area With A Simple Cinder Block Through A Local Developer's Front Office — The Betoota Advocate
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How To Stop Gentrification In Your Area With A Simple Cinder Block Through A Local Developer’s Front Office — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian newspapers continues the hysterical coverage of the fictional post-pandemic phenomenas of ‘quiet quitting’ and ‘CBD avoidance’ – there is one…

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Local Unit Quietly Thrilled Cost Cutting Measures Inspires Return of Woolies Mud Cake For Office Birthdays — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Unit Quietly Thrilled Cost Cutting Measures Inspires Return of Woolies Mud Cake For Office Birthdays — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud member of the common sense brigade is celebrating a win today as he tucks into some workplace Birthday cake….

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City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon — The Betoota Advocate
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City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today bitten the bullet and decided to fully embrace the end of year wind up.  With the festive season…

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Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet — The Betoota Advocate
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Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The steaming crackle of a Breville sandwich toaster is providing little comfort this afternoon, as a local bloke enters his fourth…

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Unsporty Office Woman Feeling Vindicated As Another Athletic Coworker Succumbs To An Injury — The Betoota Advocate
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Unsporty Office Woman Feeling Vindicated As Another Athletic Coworker Succumbs To An Injury — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Watching as one of her very sporty coworkers staggers in on a pair of crutches, local woman Vesper Tomlinson [29] feels oddly vindicated….

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