Tag: Office
Gender Pay Gap Defeated After Bulk Order Of Office Cup Cakes — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news from our very own town of Betoota, the Gender Pay Gap has finally been defeated. That’s right, the issue…
“Geez Bit Hot Out There” Smirks Colleague After Office Man Arrives Dripping Like Mr Darcy — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A big sweaty mess has today been forced to swallow a few sledges, after being confronted by a smirking colleague. Rolling into work…
Millennials Quit Workforce In Record Numbers After Being Forced To Return To Office Full Time — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some shocking news this morning, Jacinda Ardern has announced she will not be doing another term as New Zealand’s prime minister, stating…
RnB Heavy Playlist Inspires Local Bloke To Unleash Some Career Limiting Moves On Office Christmas Dancefloor — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is planning to book himself appointments with a Physio and his HR department this evening, after the sounds…
Company Persuades Workers To Head Back Into The Office With Pod Machine And Prison Bickies — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The slippery crackle of a tray of Arnotts Family Assorted biscuits can be heard this morning, as a Betoota insurance agency…
How To Stop Gentrification In Your Area With A Simple Cinder Block Through A Local Developer’s Front Office — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian newspapers continues the hysterical coverage of the fictional post-pandemic phenomenas of ‘quiet quitting’ and ‘CBD avoidance’ – there is one…
Local Unit Quietly Thrilled Cost Cutting Measures Inspires Return of Woolies Mud Cake For Office Birthdays — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud member of the common sense brigade is celebrating a win today as he tucks into some workplace Birthday cake….
City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today bitten the bullet and decided to fully embrace the end of year wind up. With the festive season…
Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The steaming crackle of a Breville sandwich toaster is providing little comfort this afternoon, as a local bloke enters his fourth…
Unsporty Office Woman Feeling Vindicated As Another Athletic Coworker Succumbs To An Injury — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Watching as one of her very sporty coworkers staggers in on a pair of crutches, local woman Vesper Tomlinson [29] feels oddly vindicated….