Tag: NSW
NSW Liberals Starting To Realise How Fucked They Are After Losing Suburbs That Look Like This — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In bad news for an already embattled NSW Liberal Party, The NSW state election result has followed last year’s Federal Election result pretty…
With Nothing To Possibly Gain From NSW Election, Gen-Z Voter Basing Her Decision On Vibes And Icks — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a first time voter in the 2023 NSW state election, Cherish Adina (21) is only really turning up to avoid being charged…
NSW Liberals Promise They Won’t Destroy Tens Of Thousands Of Small Businesses That Once Made Up A Bustling Sydney Nightlife Economy With Exaggerated Claims Of An Alcohol-Fuelled Violence Epidemic Working In Partnership With A Billionaire Who Needed To Redirect Partygoers Towards A Hideous High-Rise Casino That His Entire Family’s Fortune Relied On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The final week of the New South Wales state campaign is upon us, and the batte of the Millennial short-back-and-sides is heating up. In the…
Polling Shows People Of NSW Pretty Keen To Try A New Government After 3 Years Of Bedshits — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Early polling has shown that the people of NSW are keen to try something new for the next three…
NSW Premier Perrottet Responds To Media Questions About John Barilaro With A Phat Cloud — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2022 NSW election campaign is officially underway today, as state Premier Dominic Perrottet was officially asked a difficult question from a member…
Unprecedented! Rugby League Players Brawl After Losing Match And Drinking 100 Schooners In Rural NSW — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has shaken the very foundations of the National Rugby League, it seems that a weekend of heavy drinking in regional…
Frustrated NSW Government Can’t Understand Why Teachers Won’t Just Rent Forever In Lower Middle Class Misery — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Government has today detailed a fool-proof way to stop the current trend of both primary and high school teachers fleeing education…
New Images Of NSW Labor Leader Chris Minns Dressed As A Zulu Warrior Trigger Calls For His Resignation — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Political opponents and commentators are calling on NSW Labor leader Chris Minns to fall on his sword today after…
Leftie Rock Icons ‘The Whitlams’ Reluctantly Allow NSW Liberals To Use Their Song In Campaign Ads — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has today doubled down on his war against Sydney’s powerful pokie machine families, after briefly stumbling the face of…
NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He’s Been — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales police are back in action today, and ramping up their efforts to cleanse Sydney’s streets of any immoral behaviour…