Tag: NSW
NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He’s Been — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales police are back in action today, and ramping up their efforts to cleanse Sydney’s streets of any immoral behaviour…
NSW Police Say Key To Solving The Endless Gangland Murders Is Assaulting Elderly Cultural Icons — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT New South Wales Police Force have today revealed a ground breaking plan to combat the wave of serious crime that is plaguing the…
NSW Police Respond To Latest Accusations Of Brutality With A Zany Harlem Shake Video On TikTok — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Police have had more brutality accusations levelled against them this week and in response, a…
NSW Premier Unable To See Link Between Sydney’s Lack Of Culture And His Cops Bashing Friendly Old Men — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you didn’t know, the NSW Government are terrified that Sydney city has lost its groove after 3 years of lockdowns and…
Gus Likens Himself To NSW Government, Admitting His 5 Year Plans Actually Take 10 Years To Build — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT Rugby League Supremo Gus Gould has offered a rare admission of misjudgment this week, as he gorges himself on the post Grand…
Sir Joh Government Starting To Look Like A Pretty Tidy Operation Next To NSW Liberals — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Residents of New South Wales have today exacted sweet revenge for the embarrassment they endured throughout the 2022 State Of Origin series. This…
80,000L Of Kerosene Sits Idly Inside NSW Parliament Waiting For Barilaro Inquiry To Get Underway — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire floor of the New South Wales Parliament is currently buried underneath 80,000 litres of highly flammable kerosene stockpiled in plastic 40…
Gentrification In Rural NSW Sees Cavoodle Overtake 2-Face Putrid Mutt As Most Popular Dog Breed — The Betoota Advocate
RICK MOSS | Townie Issues | CONTACT According to new data from one of those property magazines that thinks unsustainably inflated house prices are a good thing, rural Australia…
NSW Just Don’t Get Origin — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the spiritual home of Rugby League, NSW have once again confirmed that they simply do not get State…
QLD Dad Says It’ll Be Interesting To See If The Blues Can Tie This Up Because NSW Clearly Don’t Have Any Heart Or Even The Remotest Idea Of What Origin Is All About
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sea of maroon is already packing out Caxton street, as Queenslanders make the pilgramage to Brisbane’s iconic Rugby League precinct, to watch…