Tag: NRL
Rural Dad Exploring School Options Weighs Up Child Safety Against Dream Of Raising An NRL Star — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dad is drawing up an SWOT analysis this morning, as he begins to debate the future of his eldest…
Foreman’s Foul Mood Directly Linked To NRL 360 Being Back On TV — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The subbies, apprentices and day 1 veterans of Betoota’s premiere construction company, BuildZone, have been walking on egg shells these past month. The…
NRL Fan Wakes Up In Weird Alternate Universe Where Manly, Dragons And Dolphins Are Top Of Ladder — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today received the shock of his life, after waking up in a strange world many years from now. Speaking…
NRL 360 Launch Into 2023 By Unveiling New Coaching Guillotine To Feature Throughout The Season — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The set builders at FoxSports are being applauded this week for their work in crafting a fully functioning guillotine. With head…
Questions Raised About The Roosters Place In The NRL After Embarrassing Rd 1 Loss — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bosses at the National Rugby League are today contemplating the state of their league, after an interesting first round of matches. Namely, questions…
Local Girlfriend Really Enjoying NRL Pre-Season — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT If asked to list her favourite hobbies, Sharnie Tellers (27) wouldn’t say that she was a Rugby League fan. The girlfriend…
Eddie Jones Reveals The Three NRL Stars He Plans To Poach For Upcoming Rugby World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new Wallabies coach is beginning his tenure with a bang, it can be confirmed today. Returning as the coach of the Australian…
NRL Star Angus Crichton Discovers A Secret Passion For Ballet After 2 Weeks In Northern England — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the 2021 Rugby League World Cup continues in Northern England, Australia’s premiere NRL stars are growing used to staying in hotels that…
Did You Know? Every Couple Years The NRL Combines Both Origin Teams Into An ‘Australian’ Rep Side — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2022 NRL Grand Final now in the rear view, rugby league fans around Australia were under the impression that they would…
Paul Kent Returns To His Cave To Hibernate Until An NRL Player Punches Someone At A Pub In April — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the manufactured scandals of the 2022 NRL Grand Final post-match celebrations die down, the Murdoch goons at Fox Sports have officially expended…