“The Media And Political Elite Are Protecting Dan Andrews” Says Victorian Liberals, Herald Sun, 3AW, Sky News, Catholic Church, Business Lobby, Fossil Fuel Companies, AFL, Organised Crime Figures 
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“The Media And Political Elite Are Protecting Dan Andrews” Says Victorian Liberals, Herald Sun, 3AW, Sky News, Catholic Church, Business Lobby, Fossil Fuel Companies, AFL, Organised Crime Figures 

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than two weeks until Victoria heads to the ballots, and pre-polling now open for the state election – it seems the…

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Sky News Hosts Just Absolutely Fed Up With All Of These Woke Snowflakes Condemning Genocide — The Betoota Advocate
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Sky News Hosts Just Absolutely Fed Up With All Of These Woke Snowflakes Condemning Genocide — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Sky News hack has today revealed to The Advocate that he’s had just about enough of the woke brigade trying to…

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Why A Housing Market Collapse Is Bad News For Me And My Deadshit Kids Who Are Waiting For Me To Die — The Betoota Advocate
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Why A Housing Market Collapse Is Bad News For Me And My Deadshit Kids Who Are Waiting For Me To Die — The Betoota Advocate

HARVEY THOMAS | Opinion | Contact Here I sit in the kitchen of my favourite home (which I probably have to refer to as they/them now) staring at an…

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Sky News Mum Quietly Seething At How Damn Photogenic Meghan Markle Is — The Betoota Advocate
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Sky News Mum Quietly Seething At How Damn Photogenic Meghan Markle Is — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As bored empty nester Deb Harris scans the news, she finds herself bristling at the constant flux of Meghan Markle photos. Not because…

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Day 5 Of Rolling Australian News Coverage Confirms That The Queen's Situation Has Not Improved — The Betoota Advocate
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Day 5 Of Rolling Australian News Coverage Confirms That The Queen’s Situation Has Not Improved — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s media are this week well and truly playing the role of a loyal backwater British colony, as almost zero local news manages…

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Irish Mates Processing This News Very Differently — The Betoota Advocate
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Irish Mates Processing This News Very Differently — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s loyal monarchists are paying tribute to Queen Elizabeth II today with flowers and photographs, as the world comes to grip with the…

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Local Bloke Finally Able To Desecrate Neighbour's Hedges In Peace After News Of Grimshaw’s Retirement — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Finally Able To Desecrate Neighbour’s Hedges In Peace After News Of Grimshaw’s Retirement — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s hellish neighbours and reckless hoons have been spotted celebrating today, as news spread that Tracy Grimshaw would be leaving A Current…

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Recent News Spurs Dad To Finally Join Daughters For Household's 182,134th Screening Of Grease — The Betoota Advocate
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Recent News Spurs Dad To Finally Join Daughters For Household’s 182,134th Screening Of Grease — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite having every single song permanently seared into brain for all of eternity, young father Dale Shannaghan (39) has never sat down to…

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Mum Swears She Already Told You This Life Changing News — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In breaking news (if you going to be all sensitive about it), mum swears up and down that she already told you this…

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Experts Naming Melbourne As Australia's Most Liveable City Mustn't Have Read The News For A Couple Years — The Betoota Advocate
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Experts Naming Melbourne As Australia’s Most Liveable City Mustn’t Have Read The News For A Couple Years — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The experts behind those yearly liveability lists have today confirmed to the world that they haven’t really been keeping up to date with…

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