Tag: Nations
Nation’s Primary School Kids Pay Touching Tribute To Tina Turner — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As news spreads of the passing of Tina Turner, the nation has quickly started preparing to honour the Queen of Rock’ N’ Roll,…
Housing Crisis Deepens As Nation’s Boomers Call On Government To Criminalise Broke Adult Children Moving Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact NIMBYISM has taken on a deeper meaning today after the Nation’s property moguls decided it also applies to their one asset that never…
Nation’s Women Urged To Avoid Blokes Who Rotate Between These Three Shoes — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s bachelorettes has this week been armed with some tips to help them navigate the difficult dating scene, which will help them…
Nation’s Men Do The Washing Up Today, For A Treat And A Laugh — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT March 8 marks International Women’s Day, a date where 90% of businesses appreciate 50% of the population for 0.003% of the year. The…
P!nk Tour Inspires Nation’s Netball Mums To Call Their Salon And Book In A Fresh Galah — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Phones have been running hot across hair salons in the Diamantina this week, as local netball Mums scramble to book in…
Nation’s Florists To Double The Price Gouging With New Claims Of Rose Shortage — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The newest shortage to completely take shoppers on a Easter Show level pricey ride is a rose shortage, right before Valentines Day no…
“Surprise Surprise” Laugh Nation’s Parents As Marie Kondo Reveals She’s Given Up On Tidying — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some inevitable news which comes as a surprise to no one in particular, Marie Kondo has revealed that ‘she’s kind of given…
Nation’s Seniour Chinese Men Accuse Skaters Of Plagiarising Their T Shirt And Suit Pants Combo — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The skater community is currently under fire, after allegations of theft were levelled at them today. Not the typical kind of petty theft…
Clogged Pacific Highway Resembles Toyota Dealership As Nations Cockies Begin LandCruiser Convoy Into Yamba — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The NSW Roads and Maritime Service has issued an emergency warning this morning, urging all holidaymakers hoping to get somewhere to…
Nation’s Lawns In Crisis As Summer Of Cricket Kicks Off — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Australian Lawn Council has issued a red alert this morning, as the nation comes to grips with a long grass…