Tag: Nation
“Why Don’t More Artists Come To Australia?’ Ask Nation Who Bullies Every Musician To Drink From Their Shoe — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an odd trend that appears to have grown in popularity in the past few years, it is now virtually impossible to attend…
Nation Shocked To Learn The A-League Has That Many Fans — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia is this weekend grappling with the fall out from a shocking incident during a local sporting derby. With Melbourne Victory facing off…
South American Minnow Nation Argentina Scrape Through To Face Football Powerhouses Australia — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an underdog story that everyone except the Americans and the English can get around, the tiny footballing nation of Argentina lives to…
Gas Baron Assures Nation His Fossil Fuel Business Is Essential For Renewable Energy Transition — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Australia and the world is undertaking a once-in-a-century transformation in the way energy is generated and consumed. Dirty legacy energy fuels such as…
SBS Reminds Nation That Soccer Broadcasts Are Best Left To The Fucken Pros — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One week into the 2022 FIFA World Cup and almost everything is as strange and unpleasant as would be expected when sporting administrators…
Victoria Gravely Overestimates How Little Of A Fuck The Rest Of Nation Give About This Inconsequential Election — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With an inconsequential state election around the corner, Victoria has once against wildly miscalculated the amount of time the rest of the nation…
Nation That Holds Teachers In Same Regard As Babysitters Wonders Why Nobody Wants To Be One — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The critical shortage of teachers in this country has come as a shock to many around the country. From…
“So Are We Just Gonna Stop Talking About The Data Breach Of Up To 10 Million People?” Asks Nation — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Australia are today wondering if we are supposed to just pretend that one of our country’s biggest Telco companies didn’t…
All Blacks Actually Playing Like They Come From A Dorky Little Nation Of Only 5 Million People — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some sad news from across the dutch, our cute but dorky little cousins from the remote island state of New Zealand are…
Sexist Nation Has More Men Called Anthony As PM Than Women — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although everyone basically already knew it, it has been confirmed that Australia is a sexist nation. It’s been confirmed that more men called…