Local Black Sheep Cancels Plan To Ruin Christmas After Learning Nan Is Knitting Him A Jumper — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Black Sheep Cancels Plan To Ruin Christmas After Learning Nan Is Knitting Him A Jumper — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local family yardstick Dillain Crooper (34) has made an adjustment to his holiday plans following a leak in his incoming Christmas presents.  In…

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“Aw You’re Calling Your Nan?” Swoon Work Colleagues Unaware Bloke Is Just Sourcing Some Tips — The Betoota Advocate
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“Aw You’re Calling Your Nan?” Swoon Work Colleagues Unaware Bloke Is Just Sourcing Some Tips — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has won some cute points this morning, after publicly declaring he’s making an effort to call his grandparents….

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Nan Has No Idea What's Going On With Nail Polish These Days — The Betoota Advocate
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Nan Has No Idea What’s Going On With Nail Polish These Days — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After 78 successful years of living as a woman, local nana Mirriam Smith has put her manicured hands up and said she has…

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Nan Reveals She's Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold — The Betoota Advocate
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Nan Reveals She’s Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era where inflation has somehow become a competitive sport, some Australians are well prepared for the Cost of Living Crisis aka…

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Man Forced To Stand On His Own Two Feet After Failing To Receive Any Undies From Nan This Year — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Forced To Stand On His Own Two Feet After Failing To Receive Any Undies From Nan This Year — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has been forced to be a god damn grown up this week, after having the training wheels taken off…

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Nan Gets Her Groove Back After Watching Elvis — The Betoota Advocate
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Nan Gets Her Groove Back After Watching Elvis — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota family has had to put some funeral plans on hold this week, after an ageing Grandmother appears to…

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