Tattoo Plans Cancelled After Mum’s Full Approval — The Betoota Advocate
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Tattoo Plans Cancelled After Mum’s Full Approval — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A would-be rebel has struck back against her parents and cancelled her tattoo plans after mum learnt about it and gave her full…

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P!nk Tour Inspires Nation’s Netball Mums To Call Their Salon And Book In A Fresh Galah — The Betoota Advocate
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P!nk Tour Inspires Nation’s Netball Mums To Call Their Salon And Book In A Fresh Galah — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Phones have been running hot across hair salons in the Diamantina this week, as local netball Mums scramble to book in…

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Mums Of Australia Agree No Takeaway Until Chrissy Leftovers Are Gone — The Betoota Advocate
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Mums Of Australia Agree No Takeaway Until Chrissy Leftovers Are Gone — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the glorious lost days between Christmas and New Year’s, Australian children and adults alike enjoy a relaxed schedule of chilling the fuck…

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Oh No, Mum's Just Sent You A Bunch Of Money Because She Heard You Were In Trouble — The Betoota Advocate
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Oh No, Mum’s Just Sent You A Bunch Of Money Because She Heard You Were In Trouble — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mum has been done, it can be confirmed this morning. Betoota Heights matriarch Beverly London has been fleeced by some random…

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Friend Request From Mum’s Third Facebook Account Suggests She’s Lost Her Password Again — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact No matter how many times Dylan has urged her mum to write down her fucking password, it’s evident that yet again, Michelle Stewart…

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The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show — The Betoota Advocate
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The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Network Ten’s most valuable cash pigs is officially in crisis after a recent survey suggested that a…

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