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Mum Swears She Already Told You This Life Changing News — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In breaking news (if you going to be all sensitive about it), mum swears up and down that she already told you this…

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‘Tattoos Are Permanent You Know’ Says Mum To Daughter She Keeps Pressuring To Give Her Grandkids — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has today shown she’s gone the religious route, by picking and choosing what the definition of ‘permanent’ is. It’s alleged…

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Local Gemini Instinctively Reaches Towards Phone To Call Mum After Experiencing Very Minor Inconvenience — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Gemini Instinctively Reaches Towards Phone To Call Mum After Experiencing Very Minor Inconvenience — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As total Gemini April Chen experiences a flash of annoyance that her lash tech suddenly went on holiday just a week before Splendour,…

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Mum Wants To Know If Anyone's Heard Whether That Darling Selwyn Is Alright — The Betoota Advocate
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Mum Wants To Know If Anyone’s Heard Whether That Darling Selwyn Is Alright — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Queenslanders relish in the sheer euphoria of being from the superior state this morning, analysis of last night’s glorious Origin decider is…

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Home Owning 20 Something In Europe Relieved To Hear Bank Of Mum & Dad Won't Pass Rate Hike On — The Betoota Advocate
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Home Owning 20 Something In Europe Relieved To Hear Bank Of Mum & Dad Won’t Pass Rate Hike On — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A man enjoying a 5-week holiday in Southern Europe is very relieved today, it can be confirmed. Speaking to The Advocate a short…

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“I Could Have Cooked This" Says Mum Who Is Either Complaining Or Finally Grasping The Concept Of Restaurants — The Betoota Advocate
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“I Could Have Cooked This” Says Mum Who Is Either Complaining Or Finally Grasping The Concept Of Restaurants — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has today loudly voiced her disapproval, after daring to venture outside of her comfort zone and go to a restaurant….

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Mum Visiting From Out Of State Announces She’ll Be Staying With You For Two Weeks — The Betoota Advocate
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Mum Visiting From Out Of State Announces She’ll Be Staying With You For Two Weeks — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights mum has this week announced to her daughter that not only does she plan on visiting her in Melbourne, but…

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Mum Delivers Unprompted 'Where Are They Now' Of Daughter's High School Sweetheart — The Betoota Advocate
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Mum Delivers Unprompted ‘Where Are They Now’ Of Daughter’s High School Sweetheart — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT During a family BBQ, developer Amanda Naylor (25) found herself as an extra in a show she would literally never watch,…

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Woman Gets First Glimpse Into Gender Disparity After Mum Asks Her To Help Clean Brother’s Room — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Gets First Glimpse Into Gender Disparity After Mum Asks Her To Help Clean Brother’s Room — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to adhering to traditional gender roles, none are quite as subtle as the standards held by some boomer mums –…

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Ambient Van Morrison Suggests Mum & Dad Are About To Get Blackout Drunk On The Back Verandah With Pete & Julie From Down The Street
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Ambient Van Morrison Suggests Mum & Dad Are About To Get Blackout Drunk On The Back Verandah With Pete & Julie From Down The Street

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Protestant croons of Van Morrison filled the living room and alfresco dining area of a Betoota Heights McMansion yesterday even as someone’s…

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