Tag: Mortgage
Advice Column | Time To Refinance Your Mortgage Or Just Stick Your Head In An Oven And Press Start? — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT As Australia’s only finance guru who knows what it’s like to be broke and unable to save more than…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests People Struggling To Service Mortgage On Their ColorBond Shitbox Should Talk To Their Bank About Why In Fuck’s Name They Let Them Borrow The $1.5m In The First Place
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Chief Philip Lowe says he’s only playing the hand life’s given him as he struggles to kill…
City Worker Treads Line Between Withdrawing From Social Life Entirely And Affording Mortgage — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man feels he’s in finance purgatory today after deciding against seeing his mates at the pub because…
“So A Mortgage Prison Is Like One Of Those Fancy Scandinavian Ones?” Lifelong Renter Asks Sooking Homeowners — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young couple who got supremely honey-dicked into buying some mouldy shitbox in our town’s French Quarter are now…
Local Landlord Furious He’s Gonna Have To Chip In And Help Tennants Pay His Mortgage — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Grove couple has today hit out at the Reserve Bank of Australia, the rental market, and the nation more generally. After…
“Don’t Hate The Player, Hate The Game” RBA Chief Philip Lowe Tells People Under Mortgage Stress — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact The price of money has gone up again today, putting more stress on the bottom line of everyone in this…
RBA Tells Homeowners Sooking Over Increased Mortgage Payments To Call The Gambling Helpline — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank has apologised to homeowners today for creating a detached, artificial monetary environment that saw their real…
RBA Governor Says “Fuck Mortgage Holders. Take Money” During Expletive-Laden Rant To Bank Executives — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Governor Phillip Lowe has sensationally lashed mortgage holders this morning in a firey, expletive-laden rant to leading…