Tag: Morning
Woman Who’s Keen On Tradies Asked How She‘ll Feel About Waking Up To A 5am Alarm Every Morning — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman has today been given some thinking to do, after realising that the thought of dating a tradie was probably…
Local Woman Hoping Morning Protest Participation Cancels Out Afternoon’s Activities — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The public holiday with many names has arrived, prompting Beck Meinswell (28) to attend her local Survival Day rally. Arriving at Betoota Memorial…
Student’s Mouth Begs For Some Chewy After Punishing Morning Of Coffee, Energy Drink And Snacks — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter mouth has today let off a distress signal. The SOS was sounded by the oval shaped eating, drinking and breathing…
Childhood Film To Fix Sunday Morning Lack Of Serotonin — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As physics has long dictated, what goes up must come down. Last night, previously reformed party animal Michaela Dale (32) partook in the…
Colleague Spends Morning Calculating How On Earth Office Frenemy Can Afford Another Week’s Leave — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A jealous colleague is running a spreadsheet of calculations this morning, as she looks to calculate how her office enemy can…
Hungover Albanese Sighs After Realising Morning Meeting Could Have Been An Email — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s new Prime Minister has today let out a massive sigh, before heading into a ‘boring as’ meeting. With a greasy Pad…
Scientists Confirm 48 Hours Of Rampant Hedonism Can Be Offset By A Fancy Monday Morning Juice — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota University School of Science has released some interesting research today, confirming that an expensive takeaway juice on a Monday morning can have…
Albanese Turns Up At Parliament To Face Another Morning Of Soft Balls Thrown Up By Scotty — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s no longer new Prime Minister has today revealed to The Advocate the golden week he’s enjoying. After beginning to face a…
Sydney Morning Herald Hires 150 New Journalists To Focus Solely On Private School Staff Changes — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Morning Herald has today announced an unprecedented recruitment drive, as the major masthead hires 150 budding journalists to exclusively report on…
Local Woman Reading Book On Morning Commute Must Really Have Her Life Together — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bookworm has impressed a bus of commuters this morning, letting everyone know that she has her life in order….