Tag: Money
Frugal Woman Saves Money On Boob Job By Getting One Done At A Time — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A clever local woman looking to boost her appearance on the cheap has decided to not only opt to get her boobs done…
Oh No, Mum’s Just Sent You A Bunch Of Money Because She Heard You Were In Trouble — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mum has been done, it can be confirmed this morning. Betoota Heights matriarch Beverly London has been fleeced by some random…
Town Hosting Historic Car Show Unaware Owners Don’t Really Have Any Money Left To Spend On Tourism — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A small Australian town has reached into the 20th Century book of regional promotion by hosting a historic car show. Known for being…
Advice Column | High-Growth, High-Risk Shares To Lose Money On This Month — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT I’ve systematically invested $10,000 each month into high-growth, high-risk shares. After doing so 100 times, I now have an…
Frugal Millionaire Is Either Super Boring Or Doesn’t Understand That Money Can Buy Fun Things — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Australia’s millionaire club just got bigger, with Andrew Kent (49) joining its ranks after not doing anything fun for…
Pokie Industry Say Their New Private Army Is Ready To Defend Their Right To Launder Money With Deadly Force — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Politicians and policymakers (especially in NSW) are on notice today after one of the nation’s peak poker machine lobby…
Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic…
Advice Column | Forget Diet And Exercise. What You Need Is More Money And Status — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT They say fit is the new rich. Poor people, that is. But as Australia’s favourite celebrity financial nutrition and…
Man Spins Tobacco With Some Weed To Save Money On Ciggies — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australia loves a battla. The sort of person who has had to earn everything they have in life through good old fashioned hard…
Barilaro Says Private Citizens Should Not Be Scrutinised For The Findings Of A Public Inquiry Into How They Spent Public Money While Working For The Public, As A Public Servant, In Public Office
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Former NSW deputy premier John Barilaro has finally landed on a plausible excuse as to why he was in an Origin style blue…