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Advice Column | Why This Bitcoin Rally Is Different And Guaranteed To Make You A Quick Million Bucks — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT This time it’s different. This time the rally is going all the way to the moon and we’re all…
Gold Logie Winner Tom Gleeson Reveals He’s The Person Behind The $544 Million Super Account — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The mystery has been solved! After days and days of speculation, the nation finally has an answer to the superannuation question that everyone…
Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of war, diplomatic break downs and natural disasters…
Sydney Man Dreams Of Which Glorious 3 Bedder He Could Buy If He Wins The $160 Million Powerball — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man from our nation’s festering sore of Sydney has today opened up about some of his hopes and dreams. The office worker…
“So Are We Just Gonna Stop Talking About The Data Breach Of Up To 10 Million People?” Asks Nation — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Australia are today wondering if we are supposed to just pretend that one of our country’s biggest Telco companies didn’t…
All Blacks Actually Playing Like They Come From A Dorky Little Nation Of Only 5 Million People — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some sad news from across the dutch, our cute but dorky little cousins from the remote island state of New Zealand are…
Millennial With New Home Loan Celebrates Making Their Last Million — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The entrepreneurial spirit is alive in some sense in the newly developed West Betoota Shrublands housing precinct. Local millennial Baden Podovic is the…
Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million homes sitting vacant. Data from the Australian…
“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…