Tag: Millennial
Millennial Not Sure If It’s IBS, Constant Stress, Her Drinking Or All Of The Above — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local Betootan Karina Nashteeth (29) has narrowed down the cause of her incessantly trembling tummy to three possible suspects. At the time of…
Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A globetrotting Betoota Millennial has made a hilarious travelling mishap by accidentally booking a stay in a weird AirBnB with staff, multiple suites,…
Likelihood Of Millennial Entering A Toxic Relationship Directly Correlated To Which Jackass Guy They Were Into — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some truly groundbreaking psychology findings, researchers specialising in millennial relationship trends have found a startling correlation between having a crush on the…
34-Year-old Millennial Buys Art Like A Real Grown Up — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local millennial got his foot on a different ladder today by buying a piece of art just like a real grown up…
Millennial Not Bragging About Drug Use Must Have Serious Addiction — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Once a certified Bonglord of Dogtown, Millennial Joey Rand (31) is no longer bragging about his drug use which means he must actually…
Millennial With New Home Loan Celebrates Making Their Last Million — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The entrepreneurial spirit is alive in some sense in the newly developed West Betoota Shrublands housing precinct. Local millennial Baden Podovic is the…
Landlord Informs Single Millennial Her Back Up Plan Of Being A Cat Lady Is Also Too Aspirational — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though she’d always ‘joked’ about it, local woman Felice Hart [32] has always secretly envisioned herself as a cat lady. This concept would…
Cranky Old Bastard Torn Between Supporting An Aussie Underdog Or Hating Eccentric Millennial — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local pop with a conservative disposition has today revealed to The Advocate that he has a little bit too much time on…
Rapidly Ageing Millennial Reckons The Placebo Cover Of Running Up That Hill Was Better — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local millennial has today dropped quite the controversial statement, by insisting the Placebo cover of ‘Running Up That Hill’ is better than…