Millennial Not Sure If It's IBS, Constant Stress, Her Drinking Or All Of The Above — The Betoota Advocate
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Millennial Not Sure If It’s IBS, Constant Stress, Her Drinking Or All Of The Above — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local Betootan Karina Nashteeth (29) has narrowed down the cause of her incessantly trembling tummy to three possible suspects.  At the time of…

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Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities — The Betoota Advocate
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Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A globetrotting Betoota Millennial has made a hilarious travelling mishap by accidentally booking a stay in a weird AirBnB with staff, multiple suites,…

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Likelihood Of Millennial Entering A Toxic Relationship Directly Correlated To Which Jackass Guy They Were Into — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some truly groundbreaking psychology findings, researchers specialising in millennial relationship trends have found a startling correlation between having a crush on the…

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34-Year-old Millennial Buys Art Like A Real Grown Up — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local millennial got his foot on a different ladder today by buying a piece of art just like a real grown up…

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Millennial Not Bragging About Drug Use Must Have Serious Addiction — The Betoota Advocate
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Millennial Not Bragging About Drug Use Must Have Serious Addiction — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Once a certified Bonglord of Dogtown, Millennial Joey Rand (31) is no longer bragging about his drug use which means he must actually…

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Millennial With New Home Loan Celebrates Making Their Last Million — The Betoota Advocate
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Millennial With New Home Loan Celebrates Making Their Last Million — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The entrepreneurial spirit is alive in some sense in the newly developed West Betoota Shrublands housing precinct. Local millennial Baden Podovic is the…

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Landlord Informs Single Millennial Her Back Up Plan Of Being A Cat Lady Is Also Too Aspirational — The Betoota Advocate
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Landlord Informs Single Millennial Her Back Up Plan Of Being A Cat Lady Is Also Too Aspirational — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though she’d always ‘joked’ about it, local woman Felice Hart [32] has always secretly envisioned herself as a cat lady.  This concept would…

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Cranky Old Bastard Torn Between Supporting An Aussie Underdog Or Hating Eccentric Millennial — The Betoota Advocate
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Cranky Old Bastard Torn Between Supporting An Aussie Underdog Or Hating Eccentric Millennial — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local pop with a conservative disposition has today revealed to The Advocate that he has a little bit too much time on…

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Rapidly Ageing Millennial Reckons The Placebo Cover Of Running Up That Hill Was Better — The Betoota Advocate
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Rapidly Ageing Millennial Reckons The Placebo Cover Of Running Up That Hill Was Better — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local millennial has today dropped quite the controversial statement, by insisting the Placebo cover of ‘Running Up That Hill’ is better than…

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