Tag: Men
Nation’s Men Do The Washing Up Today, For A Treat And A Laugh — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT March 8 marks International Women’s Day, a date where 90% of businesses appreciate 50% of the population for 0.003% of the year. The…
Nation’s Seniour Chinese Men Accuse Skaters Of Plagiarising Their T Shirt And Suit Pants Combo — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The skater community is currently under fire, after allegations of theft were levelled at them today. Not the typical kind of petty theft…
Liberal Party Hires Self-Help Guru Who Specialises In Fixing Spectacularly Useless Men — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Opposition have this week raised eyebrows after revealing a new ploy to turn their party around. While Anthony Albanese and Peter…
NSW Premier Unable To See Link Between Sydney’s Lack Of Culture And His Cops Bashing Friendly Old Men — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you didn’t know, the NSW Government are terrified that Sydney city has lost its groove after 3 years of lockdowns and…
Bald Fellas Actually Responsible For Telling Balding Men How Long They Have Left — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just like a doctor delivering a grave diagnosis, local bald fella Campbell Head (35) has taken up the mantle of telling his balding…
A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I’m All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I Have No Problem Seeing Them Swing, But Before We Go And Grab Our Pitchforks, We Really Should Come To A General Consensus On What That Word ‘Corruption’ Actually Means, Particularly In Queensland, Ya Know My Mentor Sir Joh Was Always Written Off As Corrupt, But Really At The End Of The Day, Without Those Completely Unregulated Post-War Investments Flowing In From Japan, And All Those Comically Crooked Tender Processes, We Wouldn’t Have The Gold Coast, Now Would We? Let’s Not Forget The 1982 Commonwealth Games, A Real Coming Of Age For Brisbane… Mind You, I Do Find It Completely Pointless To Host A Gymnastics Event Without Any Chinese Or Russians Athletes Flying Around The Mat. But Nevertheless, It Was A Real Highlight For Brisbane. With No Help From Down South Either. I’ve Always Said That Those Lilypad Lefties At The ABC Cannot Tell The Difference Between Full Blown White Collar Crime And Something As Innocent As Immigrant Ambition. So A Couple Of Old Krauts Got Paid Out The Arse For A Job That Coulda Been Done For Half The Price? Who Cares? The Job Got Done Didn’t It? Who Do You Think Built These Bloody Railroads That Carried Us Through Multiple Mining Booms? Overpaid Ethnic Men, That’s Who. Proud Lutheran And Orthodox Men With Surnames Like Hinze, Thiess, Cilento. Or Those Mad Deen Brothers. My Goodness They Used To Make Me Laugh. Good Muslim Lads Who Could Weave A Demolition Wrecking Ball Through Even The Most Precious Heritage Listings. This Country Was Built On The Back Of People Like That. Innovative And Aspirational Queenslanders. Unflinching Patriots. Titans Of Industry That Prefer To Ask For Forgiveness Rather Than Permission — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a long election campaign of promising to lock up crooked politicians, The Australian government is set to introduce its long-awaited Federal Corruption…
Why Are Straight Men Acting Like Queens In The Workplace? — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The woke agenda has officially gone too far this week, after new reports that straight men are being forced to act like Queens…
Sexist Nation Has More Men Called Anthony As PM Than Women — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although everyone basically already knew it, it has been confirmed that Australia is a sexist nation. It’s been confirmed that more men called…
Gladys Too Busy Enjoying Amalfi Coast To Notice Those Same Men Have Destroyed Another Government — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that really surprised nobody in particular, it looks like the NSW Government is once again at the centre of yet another…
QLD Police Arrest 39 Men In Relation To Major Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Overnight, Queensland Police have charged 39 people with blackmarket grocery offences, including cultivating and trafficking a commercial quantity of lettuce. Police say the…