Man With New Properly Fitted Suit Asked For The 8th Time By Mates If He's Got A Licence For Those Guns  — The Betoota Advocate
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Man With New Properly Fitted Suit Asked For The 8th Time By Mates If He’s Got A Licence For Those Guns  — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Brett Walker is blushing today, after being savagely lit up by a group of his mates.   The Betoota Heights man has faced the…

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Delusional English Mate's Already Convinced Himself Football's Actually Coming Home — The Betoota Advocate
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Delusional English Mate’s Already Convinced Himself Football’s Actually Coming Home — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Oh no, it’s happening it again. A local English football (soccer) fan has once again convinced himself that football is really ‘coming home’…

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Old Mate's 'Release The Kraken' Gag Still Getting A Run Every Time He Hits The Fridge — The Betoota Advocate
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Old Mate’s ‘Release The Kraken’ Gag Still Getting A Run Every Time He Hits The Fridge — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Enjoying a BBQ and a Black Mojito in his modest 4 bedroom double garage project home, a local Betoota Heights man is playing…

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Local Bloke Cops Torrential Rinsing From Mates After Returning From Melbourne Flaunting Cute Chino Roll  — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Cops Torrential Rinsing From Mates After Returning From Melbourne Flaunting Cute Chino Roll  — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke’s attempt to appear more fashionable has blown up in his face this evening, after becoming the punch line…

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Man Who’s Not Good With Emotions Pats Mate's Arm Like A Used Car Salesman Tapping Roof Of Old Civic — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Who’s Not Good With Emotions Pats Mate’s Arm Like A Used Car Salesman Tapping Roof Of Old Civic — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at his mate Derek with a mix of awkwardness and fear, local bloke/robot Paul Starr finds himself struggling with what to do….

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Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn't Share His Tips Is Coming — The Betoota Advocate
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Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn’t Share His Tips Is Coming — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of young men looking for a place to sit and enjoy their sick day has settled on…

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Best Mate's Little Brother Way Better Value Than Best Mate — The Betoota Advocate
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Best Mate’s Little Brother Way Better Value Than Best Mate — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by all the lads has found that Bozza’s younger brother, Bomber, has actually grown into a real cracker of a…

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FIFA 23 To Include New Sam Kerr Backflip Feature For When You Destroy Your Mates — The Betoota Advocate
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FIFA 23 To Include New Sam Kerr Backflip Feature For When You Destroy Your Mates — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you are one those people who have racked up weeks of gametime pretending to be Lionel Messi in a smokey living room…

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Irish Mates Processing This News Very Differently — The Betoota Advocate
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Irish Mates Processing This News Very Differently — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s loyal monarchists are paying tribute to Queen Elizabeth II today with flowers and photographs, as the world comes to grip with the…

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Local Woman Unsure If She Should Tell Ex Boyfriend How Many Of His Mates Have Hit Her Up — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Unsure If She Should Tell Ex Boyfriend How Many Of His Mates Have Hit Her Up — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself in a bit of a moral conundrum today, after yet another one of her ex’s mates messaged…

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