Tag: Mates
Small Town Coastie Mates Make The Inevitable Transition Into Plugging Vitamins — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A couple of well-liked small town men have today embarked on their next stage of life. The pair of local influencers known as…
Tradie Opting For Poke Bowl Rinsed By Mates For Attempting To Take A Solid Shit — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local tradie is the butt of every joke on a worksite today after attempting to give a shit about his…
“I Guess There Is A Man Drought” Says Married Bloke Looking At His Mates Through Critical Lens — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has finally seen the light today, it can be confirmed. After months of trying to explain the concept of a…
Recently Dumped Bloke Enquires If Any Of His Mates Would Be Keen To Start A D&D Crew — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sitting alone in his apartment as he ploughs through his favourite bachelor meal (eggs on toast) local bloke Mitch Hewson [32] begins to…
Advice Column | Betting With Mates Is Healthy And Fun For Everyone — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT When I was a kid we didn’t have betting apps and we certainly couldn’t bet with mates. We had…
Man With New Properly Fitted Suit Asked For The 8th Time By Mates If He’s Got A Licence For Those Guns — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Brett Walker is blushing today, after being savagely lit up by a group of his mates. The Betoota Heights man has faced the…
Delusional English Mate’s Already Convinced Himself Football’s Actually Coming Home — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Oh no, it’s happening it again. A local English football (soccer) fan has once again convinced himself that football is really ‘coming home’…
Old Mate’s ‘Release The Kraken’ Gag Still Getting A Run Every Time He Hits The Fridge — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Enjoying a BBQ and a Black Mojito in his modest 4 bedroom double garage project home, a local Betoota Heights man is playing…
Local Bloke Cops Torrential Rinsing From Mates After Returning From Melbourne Flaunting Cute Chino Roll — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke’s attempt to appear more fashionable has blown up in his face this evening, after becoming the punch line…
Man Who’s Not Good With Emotions Pats Mate’s Arm Like A Used Car Salesman Tapping Roof Of Old Civic — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at his mate Derek with a mix of awkwardness and fear, local bloke/robot Paul Starr finds himself struggling with what to do….