Tag: Mate
Sight Of Mate On Street Prompts Spontaneous Abuse From Car Window — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A usually decent member of society jumped down with the dregs today after the sight of his mate walking along the street prompted…
“Why Don’t You Go To A Dr Who Bulk Bills?” Asks Mate Who Clearly Hasn’t Been For A While — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today revealed to his office that he’s on a pretty good run. Berrick Watson did so a short time…
Balding Mate Pretty Vague About Why He’s Incorporating Türkiye Into His Euro Trip — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today played a fairly straight bat to some short stuff from his mates. The reasonably well liked without being…
Gay Mate Actually More Excited For The Post-Pride Carbs Than He Was For Pride — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke who hasn’t eaten a carbohydrate since Christmas has spoken to The Advocate today to highlight just how hard it…
Shacked Up Mate 8 Years Off The Market Reckons He’d Do Alright On The Apps — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT One old dog reckons he can learn a few new tricks, as self-described ‘Wife Guy’ Ben Roman (30) reckons he’d know what to…
Mate Who Ate This For Smoko All Week Can’t Understand Why His Guts Are Playing Up — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights chippy Burt Luke has been struck down today by a mystery case of the tummy pains. While there is plenty of…
Cooked Mate Wearing Pair Of Speed Dealers Confirms Fred Again Song Is A Tune — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In more breaking news from the hottest house party in Betoota this afternoon, a bloke who loves to sesh has confirmed…
Mate Trying To Delve Into Deeply Personal Topics At Pub Gets Roasted With “Righto Prince Harry” — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The habit Australian males have of hiding their emotions and grievances behind a wall of stoicism has been greatly reinforced this week, after…
Mate Returns From Week In Kuta Beach With A Deep Understanding Of Indonesian History And Culture — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local car detailer from Betoota Ponds has this week returned from this mad joint in Bali with a deep desire to continue…
“Nah He’s A Fuckwit” Says Mate Who Once Met An Obscure Celebrity — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The spirit of gossip lives strong as local shit talker Marcus McHugh (35) reckons an obscure celebrity he met once is an absolute…