Tag: Market
Shacked Up Mate 8 Years Off The Market Reckons He’d Do Alright On The Apps — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT One old dog reckons he can learn a few new tricks, as self-described ‘Wife Guy’ Ben Roman (30) reckons he’d know what to…
Café Breakfast Ruined After Nearby Table Loudly Discusses The Property Market Of Australia — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The rather expensive yet hip boulangerie, Le Petit Manchot, has for years now been serving up the most delicious breakfast a yuppie can…
Calls For Holden To Start Making Electric Cars Grows Louder After Market Demands EVs With Fucked Timing Chains And Doors That Fill Up With Water Every Time It Fucking Rains
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are growing calls in the automotive community to rebirth local car manufacturer Holden and put it to work…
Local Bloke Alerts Followers He’s Back On The Market By Posting Multiple Instagram Stories Of Obscure Fitness Training — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Adam Kingi is back, baby, and he’s more than ready to let everyone know about it – in fact, he’s a firm believer…
Renting Losers Curious To See What Will Happen If They Keen Spending Frivolously In The Economy And It Keeps Running Hot Which Puts Upward Pressure On Inflation And Interest Rates Causing The Housing Market To Continue Freefall Back To Reality
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two renting losers from our town’s battler belt are curious to see what will happen if they ignore the…
Why A Housing Market Collapse Is Bad News For Me And My Deadshit Kids Who Are Waiting For Me To Die — The Betoota Advocate
HARVEY THOMAS | Opinion | Contact Here I sit in the kitchen of my favourite home (which I probably have to refer to as they/them now) staring at an…
Skilled-Labour Shortage Deepens As Real Estate Agencies Unable To Find Agents Who Can Sell Homes In This Market — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A Real Estate Institute of Australia (REI) survey of 8,350 real estate agencies across the country has found that over 95 per cent…
Local Cafe Taps Into Niche Market With Burgers Clearly Designed For Scrub Pythons — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds cafe has raised some eyebrows in the community this week for it’s rather niche customer demographic, which has led many…
Piers Morgan Grows Concerned Now There’s An Even Bigger Bullshitter In The Market For A TV Gig — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT British TV shock jock Piers Morgan has today been met with the horrifying realisation that he might have ended his own career. This…
Labor Raises Flag Over The Australian Energy Market Operator Building After Intense Battle — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Under the command of General Chris Bowen, the Australian Labor Party stormed the Australian Energy Market Operator (AEMO) building…