Australia’s Oldest Man Also Doesn’t Listen To Triple J Anymore — The Betoota Advocate
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Australia’s Oldest Man Also Doesn’t Listen To Triple J Anymore — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Celebrating with a letter from the Queen and a kilo of prawns, Australia’s oldest man Wilberforth Stoker (110) has confirmed that he doesn’t…

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"We Should Build Heaps Of Nuclear Reactors" Says Man Whose Government Fucked Up An Online Census — The Betoota Advocate
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“We Should Build Heaps Of Nuclear Reactors” Says Man Whose Government Fucked Up An Online Census — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition has this week managed to land themselves a few headlines by calling for the Albanese Government to do something they…

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"Oh No! What Will I Do Now That Beer Is Going Up To $15 A Pint!" Wonders Man Looking Out Window — The Betoota Advocate
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“Oh No! What Will I Do Now That Beer Is Going Up To $15 A Pint!” Wonders Man Looking Out Window — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is wondering what he’s going to do at night now that the excise on alcohol…

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Man Left Confused After Qantas Issues A Boarding Pass That Just Says "Today Maybe" — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Left Confused After Qantas Issues A Boarding Pass That Just Says “Today Maybe” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact A nice young man from our town’s French Quarter arrived at the Betoota Remienko Memorial Aerotropolis this morning ready for…

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Splendour Man Screams In Panic After Dropping His Brand New Blueberry Ice Bar Vape In The Mud — The Betoota Advocate
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Splendour Man Screams In Panic After Dropping His Brand New Blueberry Ice Bar Vape In The Mud — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sodden reveller at Splendour in the Grass has had his day go from bad to worse after dropping…

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Man Forced To Stand On His Own Two Feet After Failing To Receive Any Undies From Nan This Year — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Forced To Stand On His Own Two Feet After Failing To Receive Any Undies From Nan This Year — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has been forced to be a god damn grown up this week, after having the training wheels taken off…

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Man Who Cried Covid To Get Out Of Work Last Week Now In The Shit After Catching It For Real — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Who Cried Covid To Get Out Of Work Last Week Now In The Shit After Catching It For Real — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter city worker has shit the bed this week after catching the spicy cough for real after…

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Man Who Governed Like Mr Bean At The Dentist Has The Hide To Comment On Trusting Government — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Who Governed Like Mr Bean At The Dentist Has The Hide To Comment On Trusting Government — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told “churchgoers” in our nation’s prosperous west to put their trust in God…

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Britain's New Leader? Meet The Man Who Can Win Back The Working Class, Sir Ernst Augusta-Fedore — The Betoota Advocate
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Britain’s New Leader? Meet The Man Who Can Win Back The Working Class, Sir Ernst Augusta-Fedore — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just eight British politicians are left in the race to replace the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, as nominations closed for the first ballot to find a…

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Man Who's Avoided The Spicy Cough So Far Decides To Get It Over With And Books Cruise — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Who’s Avoided The Spicy Cough So Far Decides To Get It Over With And Books Cruise — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For Betoota Heights man Dennis Frank, it’s gone on long enough. Somehow, by the grace of God, the 74-year-old…

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