Tag: Man
City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today bitten the bullet and decided to fully embrace the end of year wind up. With the festive season…
Man With New Properly Fitted Suit Asked For The 8th Time By Mates If He’s Got A Licence For Those Guns — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Brett Walker is blushing today, after being savagely lit up by a group of his mates. The Betoota Heights man has faced the…
NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He’s Been — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales police are back in action today, and ramping up their efforts to cleanse Sydney’s streets of any immoral behaviour…
Chain-Smoking Chinese Marathon Runner Inspires Man To Change Nothing About His Terrible Lifestyle — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Inspiring pictures of an ageing man running a marathon while he enjoyed a few of those extremely heavy and…
Karma For Local Boomers After Encountering Man Visibly Sick With Spicy Cough After Lodging Noise Complaint Against Pub — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of sanctimonious sexagenarians feel karma paid them a visit today after they came face to face with…
Local Man Solves Rental Crisis By Taking Out All These Little Bastards With A Bolt Cutter — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has this month single-handedly solved the rental crisis in his city, by spending his nights perusing the streets looking for…
Local Man Glad To See Airbnb Hasn’t Fucked His Community Too After Seeing Lights On A Week Night — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Returning to his French Quarter townhouse complex last night, local man Maurice MacGinnis said he was pleased to see…
“I Guess You Guys Cancel Each Other Out Today” Thinks Local Man Seeing Feral Cat Eat A Myna Bird — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker enjoying a sandwich in Machattie Park today witnessed some bastard’s cat eating a bird, something he…
“Nah I Can’t” Says Local Man Still Traumatised By What Rum Did To Him One Night 13 Years Ago — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man named Jordan Maher has today opened up about the toughest 24 hours of his life. Sitting down with The Advocate…
Man Who’s Not Good With Emotions Pats Mate’s Arm Like A Used Car Salesman Tapping Roof Of Old Civic — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at his mate Derek with a mix of awkwardness and fear, local bloke/robot Paul Starr finds himself struggling with what to do….