City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon — The Betoota Advocate
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City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today bitten the bullet and decided to fully embrace the end of year wind up.  With the festive season…

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Man With New Properly Fitted Suit Asked For The 8th Time By Mates If He's Got A Licence For Those Guns  — The Betoota Advocate
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Man With New Properly Fitted Suit Asked For The 8th Time By Mates If He’s Got A Licence For Those Guns  — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Brett Walker is blushing today, after being savagely lit up by a group of his mates.   The Betoota Heights man has faced the…

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NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He's Been — The Betoota Advocate
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NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He’s Been — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales police are back in action today, and ramping up their efforts to cleanse Sydney’s streets of any immoral behaviour…

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Chain-Smoking Chinese Marathon Runner Inspires Man To Change Nothing About His Terrible Lifestyle — The Betoota Advocate
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Chain-Smoking Chinese Marathon Runner Inspires Man To Change Nothing About His Terrible Lifestyle — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Inspiring pictures of an ageing man running a marathon while he enjoyed a few of those extremely heavy and…

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Karma For Local Boomers After Encountering Man Visibly Sick With Spicy Cough After Lodging Noise Complaint Against Pub — The Betoota Advocate
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Karma For Local Boomers After Encountering Man Visibly Sick With Spicy Cough After Lodging Noise Complaint Against Pub — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of sanctimonious sexagenarians feel karma paid them a visit today after they came face to face with…

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Local Man Solves Rental Crisis By Taking Out All These Little Bastards With A Bolt Cutter — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Man Solves Rental Crisis By Taking Out All These Little Bastards With A Bolt Cutter — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has this month single-handedly solved the rental crisis in his city, by spending his nights perusing the streets looking for…

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Local Man Glad To See Airbnb Hasn't Fucked His Community Too After Seeing Lights On A Week Night — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Man Glad To See Airbnb Hasn’t Fucked His Community Too After Seeing Lights On A Week Night — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Returning to his French Quarter townhouse complex last night, local man Maurice MacGinnis said he was pleased to see…

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"I Guess You Guys Cancel Each Other Out Today" Thinks Local Man Seeing Feral Cat Eat A Myna Bird — The Betoota Advocate
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“I Guess You Guys Cancel Each Other Out Today” Thinks Local Man Seeing Feral Cat Eat A Myna Bird — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker enjoying a sandwich in Machattie Park today witnessed some bastard’s cat eating a bird, something he…

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"Nah I Can't" Says Local Man Still Traumatised By What Rum Did To Him One Night 13 Years Ago — The Betoota Advocate
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“Nah I Can’t” Says Local Man Still Traumatised By What Rum Did To Him One Night 13 Years Ago — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man named Jordan Maher has today opened up about the toughest 24 hours of his life. Sitting down with The Advocate…

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Man Who’s Not Good With Emotions Pats Mate's Arm Like A Used Car Salesman Tapping Roof Of Old Civic — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Who’s Not Good With Emotions Pats Mate’s Arm Like A Used Car Salesman Tapping Roof Of Old Civic — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at his mate Derek with a mix of awkwardness and fear, local bloke/robot Paul Starr finds himself struggling with what to do….

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