Local Man Finds Enlightenment In Rate Rises By Detaching From Worldly Possessions Including His Home — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Man Finds Enlightenment In Rate Rises By Detaching From Worldly Possessions Including His Home — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Buddha has smiled down upon yet another Betoota Ponds resident who finds themselves crippled by unserviceable debts. Philjop Jopery (32) did everything…

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Man Granted Conditional Approval From Bank Of Mum & Dad To Go And Get Fucked — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Granted Conditional Approval From Bank Of Mum & Dad To Go And Get Fucked — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prospective homebuyer from our town’s north has been laughed at this afternoon by his own parents after he…

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Short Man Breaks The Mould By Being Extremely Well Mannered And Un-Argumentative — The Betoota Advocate
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Short Man Breaks The Mould By Being Extremely Well Mannered And Un-Argumentative — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact An extremely unusual character has been unearthed in Betoota’s Old City District this afternoon. In what is being described by local anthropologists as…

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Petrol Prices Make Man Feel Young Again As He's Forced To Ask Passengers For Cash — The Betoota Advocate
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Petrol Prices Make Man Feel Young Again As He’s Forced To Ask Passengers For Cash — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It’s been precious seconds since you’ve read something about ‘the rising cost of living’ but here’s another for you to be sad about…

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"Geez Bit Hot Out There" Smirks Colleague After Office Man Arrives Dripping Like Mr Darcy — The Betoota Advocate
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“Geez Bit Hot Out There” Smirks Colleague After Office Man Arrives Dripping Like Mr Darcy — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A big sweaty mess has today been forced to swallow a few sledges, after being confronted by a smirking colleague. Rolling into work…

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"I'm Living The Australian Dream" Says Man Grilling Fish With Electric BBQ On Balcony Of His Dogbox Apartment — The Betoota Advocate
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“I’m Living The Australian Dream” Says Man Grilling Fish With Electric BBQ On Balcony Of His Dogbox Apartment — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a heartwarming story of perseverance and ingenuity, a man living his Meriton dogbox has revealed how he has…

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Man Who Has Shown No Signs Of Wanting Any Form Of Relationship Must Have Avoidant Attachment Issues — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Who Has Shown No Signs Of Wanting Any Form Of Relationship Must Have Avoidant Attachment Issues — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today assured herself that the reason the bloke she’s keen on doesn’t return her affections must be entirely based…

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'Family Man' Praised For Recognising A Basic Duty Of Care To The Lives He Brought Into This World — The Betoota Advocate
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‘Family Man’ Praised For Recognising A Basic Duty Of Care To The Lives He Brought Into This World — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A married father-of-two has been praised by his local community for not skipping town and absolving himself of all lifelong responsibilities that come…

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Man Cave Such A Nicer Term Than Wank Den — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Cave Such A Nicer Term Than Wank Den — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As popular real estate terms such as ‘Master Bedroom’ and ‘Servant’s Quarters’ continue to be phased out, everyone can agree that ‘Man Cave’…

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Coles, Woolworths Bragging About Record Profits Means Local Man No Longer Feels Guilty About Stealing Meat — The Betoota Advocate
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Coles, Woolworths Bragging About Record Profits Means Local Man No Longer Feels Guilty About Stealing Meat — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Heights Coles has a meat bandit and he’s become a hero to the community this week after…

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