Tag: Love
Mate Takes Great Pleasure In Reminding Woman About Dropkick She Used To Be In Love With — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has a track record of having unfortunate taste in men has this week finally cracked it, after her mate thought…
Adult Children Calling Just To Say They Love You And Want Your Money — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Empty nester Anne Botley (60) was surprised by a lovely phone call today by her daughter Bella (30) who just wanted to let…
Mischa Barton Joins Neighbours As Love Interest For Outcast And Troubled 77-Year Old Boy Next Door — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian TV soap opera institution ‘Neighbours’ is back. In a big way. Word has spread that the programme’s new series reboot will…
Mate With Quiet Love Life Fires Up Group Chat To Gauge Early Interest In Attending Magic Round — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A helpless Bachelor is attempting to fill his calendar tonight as he looks for a way to spice up his year….
Cronulla Love Birds Politely Sit Through Italian Waiter’s Specials Before Ordering 4 Cheese Pizza And Garden Salad — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A pair of lovebirds from the southern beaches of Sydney have been praised today for their display of public manners and…
Wouldn’t Ya Just Love To Get Stuck With This Bloke On A Fishing Trip — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the punters has found that former Australian cricketer and current Fox cricket commentator, Kerry O’Keefe is just one of…
“Why Am I Like This?” Man Asks Himself After Falling In Love With A Genderless 10-Foot-Tall Blue Alien Again — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has been left questioning everything this morning after a screening of Avatar 2 last night…
Disgruntled Woman Temporarily Deletes Love Heart From Boyfriend’s Contact Name After Small Dispute — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Isolation madness is said to have hit couples the hardest this week, as people begin to realise just how unbearable their other half…
Local Orchestral Trombonist Admits Jeffrey Dahmer Series Not Helping Struggling Love Life — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local musician is cursing Netflix this week, admitting the latest Jeffrey Dahmer series continues to put a handbrake on his…
Bloke Who Fibbed To Date About Mutual Love For Harry Potter Watches Quick Recap on YouTube — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is conducting a crash course in Hogwarts history this evening, as he attempts to keep conversation flowing on…