Financial Risk Analyst Calculates The Number Of Friends He’ll Lose If He Keeps Being Such A Tight-Arse — The Betoota Advocate
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Financial Risk Analyst Calculates The Number Of Friends He’ll Lose If He Keeps Being Such A Tight-Arse — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact 26 year old financial risk analyst, Crox Prue, was up until 2am this morning identifying and analysing potential risks that threatened the financial…

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RBA Governor Philip Lowe Apologises For Not Warning People That Real Estate Is A Gamble And Sometimes You Lose — The Betoota Advocate
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RBA Governor Philip Lowe Apologises For Not Warning People That Real Estate Is A Gamble And Sometimes You Lose — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The softly-spoken finance nerd who controls our monetary destiny as Australians has apologised today for “honey-dicking” so many ordinary…

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Advice Column | High-Growth, High-Risk Shares To Lose Money On This Month — The Betoota Advocate
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Advice Column | High-Growth, High-Risk Shares To Lose Money On This Month — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT I’ve systematically invested $10,000 each month into high-growth, high-risk shares. After doing so 100 times, I now have an…

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Medibank Board And Executive Insist They Too Are Victims Because They Might Lose Their Jobs — The Betoota Advocate
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Medibank Board And Executive Insist They Too Are Victims Because They Might Lose Their Jobs — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The collection of well-paid old people who run – and have been running Medibank for the past few years…

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Carlton Lose In The Most Carlton Way Possible — The Betoota Advocate
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Carlton Lose In The Most Carlton Way Possible — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from the world of Victorian Leg Tennis, the Carlton Football Club has turned in an absolute vintage performance this weekend,…

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Jacinda Ardern Facing Calls To Resign After All Blacks Lose A Series On Home Soil — The Betoota Advocate
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Jacinda Ardern Facing Calls To Resign After All Blacks Lose A Series On Home Soil — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of New Zealand is today facing a potentially career-ending crisis. Jacinda Ardern has moved to try and bring calm across…

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Humiliated Australian Media To Continue Pretending The Liberals Didn't Just Lose Twenty Seats — The Betoota Advocate
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Humiliated Australian Media To Continue Pretending The Liberals Didn’t Just Lose Twenty Seats — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire Australian media landscape, from the culture wars desperados at NewsCorp to the Stockholm Syndromed ABC, are still struggling with the fact…

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