Tag: Lose
Financial Risk Analyst Calculates The Number Of Friends He’ll Lose If He Keeps Being Such A Tight-Arse — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact 26 year old financial risk analyst, Crox Prue, was up until 2am this morning identifying and analysing potential risks that threatened the financial…
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Apologises For Not Warning People That Real Estate Is A Gamble And Sometimes You Lose — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The softly-spoken finance nerd who controls our monetary destiny as Australians has apologised today for “honey-dicking” so many ordinary…
Advice Column | High-Growth, High-Risk Shares To Lose Money On This Month — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT I’ve systematically invested $10,000 each month into high-growth, high-risk shares. After doing so 100 times, I now have an…
Medibank Board And Executive Insist They Too Are Victims Because They Might Lose Their Jobs — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The collection of well-paid old people who run – and have been running Medibank for the past few years…
Carlton Lose In The Most Carlton Way Possible — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from the world of Victorian Leg Tennis, the Carlton Football Club has turned in an absolute vintage performance this weekend,…
Jacinda Ardern Facing Calls To Resign After All Blacks Lose A Series On Home Soil — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of New Zealand is today facing a potentially career-ending crisis. Jacinda Ardern has moved to try and bring calm across…
Humiliated Australian Media To Continue Pretending The Liberals Didn’t Just Lose Twenty Seats — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire Australian media landscape, from the culture wars desperados at NewsCorp to the Stockholm Syndromed ABC, are still struggling with the fact…