Tag: Long
Apprentice Has Been Around Long Enough To Be Rewarded A Few Laughs When He Tells A Yarn — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A manhood-esque transition took place today as most of the employees of a Betoota cabinet making workshop agreed the apprentice has been around…
Girl On Ps Drives Long Into The Night So No One Will See Her Park — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A girl with a new found freedom has quickly turned into a rider in the night. As someone from a big family, Zelda…
Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The steaming crackle of a Breville sandwich toaster is providing little comfort this afternoon, as a local bloke enters his fourth…
Bald Fellas Actually Responsible For Telling Balding Men How Long They Have Left — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just like a doctor delivering a grave diagnosis, local bald fella Campbell Head (35) has taken up the mantle of telling his balding…
Local Woman Unable To Pry Eyes Away From Boyfriends Slutty Forearms After He Rolls Up Long Sleeved Shirt — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Alicia Grimley [25] is thankful for the humidity in Betoota Heights today. Ordinarily, she’s not one to appreciate it, if not…
Football Atheist Woman Prepares For Long Week As Husband Abuses Complete Stranger For Being A Shit-For-Brains Parramatta Inbred In Crowded Cafe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who doesn’t give two shits about sports has this week been thrown into the deep end, as she witnesses a side…
Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians return to a world where international travel is once again on the cards, travellers are becoming reacquainted with the bizarre experiences…
“Yeah… See How We Go Hey” Says Long Suffering Parramatta Fan With Extremely Guarded Enthusiasm — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In rugby league circles, the general consensus is that ‘the sun will burn out’ before the Parramatta Eels win another premiership. This comes…
Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An up-and-coming marketing collective in our town’s bohemian French Quarter has today confirmed to staff that they’re totally cool…
Exciting Crypto Ad Must Have Been Made A Long Time Ago — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Advocate recently received email correspondence linking us to an exciting new crypto commercial. In the commercial, upbeat and lifting music follows a…