Football Atheist Woman Prepares For Long Week As Husband Abuses Complete Stranger For Being A Shit-For-Brains Parramatta Inbred In Crowded Cafe
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Football Atheist Woman Prepares For Long Week As Husband Abuses Complete Stranger For Being A Shit-For-Brains Parramatta Inbred In Crowded Cafe

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who doesn’t give two shits about sports has this week been thrown into the deep end, as she witnesses a side…

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Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight — The Betoota Advocate
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Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians return to a world where international travel is once again on the cards, travellers are becoming reacquainted with the bizarre experiences…

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"Yeah... See How We Go Hey" Says Long Suffering Parramatta Fan With Extremely Guarded Enthusiasm — The Betoota Advocate
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“Yeah… See How We Go Hey” Says Long Suffering Parramatta Fan With Extremely Guarded Enthusiasm — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In rugby league circles, the general consensus is that ‘the sun will burn out’ before the Parramatta Eels win another premiership. This comes…

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Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It's Unpaid And You Don't Come Back — The Betoota Advocate
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Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An up-and-coming marketing collective in our town’s bohemian French Quarter has today confirmed to staff that they’re totally cool…

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Exciting Crypto Ad Must Have Been Made A Long Time Ago — The Betoota Advocate
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Exciting Crypto Ad Must Have Been Made A Long Time Ago — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Advocate recently received email correspondence linking us to an exciting new crypto commercial. In the commercial, upbeat and lifting music follows a…

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Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With 2022 basically two-thirds of the way done, local piss-cutting legend Joel Schmid (38) is giving himself a break from the booze so…

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Local Woman Resents Her Stupid Brother For Inheriting The Unfairly Long, Thick Eyelashes — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Resents Her Stupid Brother For Inheriting The Unfairly Long, Thick Eyelashes — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If there’s one thing local woman Shae Huxley has learned in her twenty-two years on earth, it’s that life isn’t fair – a…

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Uni Student Prepares For The Long Haul As Class-Know-It All And Tutor Form An Early Bond — The Betoota Advocate
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Uni Student Prepares For The Long Haul As Class-Know-It All And Tutor Form An Early Bond — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local university student is today cursing under her breath, after coming to a confronting realisation. South Betoota Polytechnic student Beth Salmon says…

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Friend In Long Term Relationship Commandeers Bachelorette’s Dating Apps Like She’s Playing Hoe-kémon Go — The Betoota Advocate
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Friend In Long Term Relationship Commandeers Bachelorette’s Dating Apps Like She’s Playing Hoe-kémon Go — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A single woman has today had to inform her friend that NO, she does not want her fucking around on her dating apps…

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England Seriously Underestimating How Long These Blokes Can Hold On For — The Betoota Advocate
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England Seriously Underestimating How Long These Blokes Can Hold On For — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Britain are today kidding themselves if they think that their wildly unpopular Prime Minister will resign in the face of…

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