Apprentice Has Been Around Long Enough To Be Rewarded A Few Laughs When He Tells A Yarn — The Betoota Advocate
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Apprentice Has Been Around Long Enough To Be Rewarded A Few Laughs When He Tells A Yarn — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A manhood-esque transition took place today as most of the employees of a Betoota cabinet making workshop agreed the apprentice has been around…

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Girl On Ps Drives Long Into The Night So No One Will See Her Park — The Betoota Advocate
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Girl On Ps Drives Long Into The Night So No One Will See Her Park — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A girl with a new found freedom has quickly turned into a rider in the night. As someone from a big family, Zelda…

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Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet — The Betoota Advocate
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Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The steaming crackle of a Breville sandwich toaster is providing little comfort this afternoon, as a local bloke enters his fourth…

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Bald Fellas Actually Responsible For Telling Balding Men How Long They Have Left — The Betoota Advocate
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Bald Fellas Actually Responsible For Telling Balding Men How Long They Have Left — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just like a doctor delivering a grave diagnosis, local bald fella Campbell Head (35) has taken up the mantle of telling his balding…

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Local Woman Unable To Pry Eyes Away From Boyfriends Slutty Forearms After He Rolls Up Long Sleeved Shirt — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Unable To Pry Eyes Away From Boyfriends Slutty Forearms After He Rolls Up Long Sleeved Shirt — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Alicia Grimley [25] is thankful for the humidity in Betoota Heights today. Ordinarily, she’s not one to appreciate it, if not…

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Football Atheist Woman Prepares For Long Week As Husband Abuses Complete Stranger For Being A Shit-For-Brains Parramatta Inbred In Crowded Cafe
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Football Atheist Woman Prepares For Long Week As Husband Abuses Complete Stranger For Being A Shit-For-Brains Parramatta Inbred In Crowded Cafe

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who doesn’t give two shits about sports has this week been thrown into the deep end, as she witnesses a side…

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Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight — The Betoota Advocate
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Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians return to a world where international travel is once again on the cards, travellers are becoming reacquainted with the bizarre experiences…

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"Yeah... See How We Go Hey" Says Long Suffering Parramatta Fan With Extremely Guarded Enthusiasm — The Betoota Advocate
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“Yeah… See How We Go Hey” Says Long Suffering Parramatta Fan With Extremely Guarded Enthusiasm — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In rugby league circles, the general consensus is that ‘the sun will burn out’ before the Parramatta Eels win another premiership. This comes…

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Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It's Unpaid And You Don't Come Back — The Betoota Advocate
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Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An up-and-coming marketing collective in our town’s bohemian French Quarter has today confirmed to staff that they’re totally cool…

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Exciting Crypto Ad Must Have Been Made A Long Time Ago — The Betoota Advocate
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Exciting Crypto Ad Must Have Been Made A Long Time Ago — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Advocate recently received email correspondence linking us to an exciting new crypto commercial. In the commercial, upbeat and lifting music follows a…

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