Tag: Local
Local Man Finds Enlightenment In Rate Rises By Detaching From Worldly Possessions Including His Home — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Buddha has smiled down upon yet another Betoota Ponds resident who finds themselves crippled by unserviceable debts. Philjop Jopery (32) did everything…
Local Newlywed Uses Bridesmaid’s Birthday As Opportunity For Another Blast Of Bi-Monthly Wedding Throwbacks — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud newlywed has posted a touching birthday tribute this afternoon, as she looks to honour the birthday of her best…
Local Radio Show Breaks The Mould With Clue Based Guessing Competition — The Betoota Advocate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact Every once in a while a groundbreaking change happens within a medium, and with that change there are often two outcomes. Innovation…
Selfless Local Dad Says All He Wants For Birthday Is For Everyone To Know He Doesn’t Want Anything — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An umaterialistic and perfectly content Betoota Heights father has used his birthday as an opportunity to make his family realised how humble and…
Local Dad Reprimanded By Entire Family After Describing Son’s New Girlfriend As A ‘Chicky Babe’ — The Betoota Advocate
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact A Betoota Heights family has been plunged into turmoil this weekend after Hughseph (21) brought his new girlfriend Haeyley (20) to the family…
Local Woman Just Keeping Ex Boyfriends Old T-Shirt Because It’s Comfortable To Sleep In, Okay! — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Hayley Morgenstein [26] has today had to defend herself against a mate asking some prying questions, insisting that she in no…
Local Bachelor’s Algorithm Really Hits A Groove With Nothing But Meat Smoker Tips And Carl Baron — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A once beloved LCD TV continues to gather dust in the home of a Betoota man today thanks to the rise…
Local Men’s Rights Activist Psyches Himself Up For A Big Day On The Internet — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the world takes the day to acknowledge the annual March 8th commemoration that International Women’s Day, one local men’s rights activist named…
Local Bloke Knows Just Enough About Domestic Chore To Know Wife Does It Better — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a stunning revelation that has left the community reeling, local man Phil Long (40) has admitted that he knows just enough about…
Local Bloke Realises He’s Middle Aged After Nodding Along To Some Jazz — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota man Jimmy Granger (39) has learnt that he has officially left his youth behind after catching himself casually nodding along to some…