Local Bloke Escapes Clutches of Boring Colleague By Announcing “Mate, I’m Dying for a Piss” — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Escapes Clutches of Boring Colleague By Announcing “Mate, I’m Dying for a Piss” — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a professional with 10+ years experience in corporate life, local accountant Adam Edwards knows how to navigate an office Christmas…

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Local Dad Gives Lesbian Couple 'The Nod' For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Gives Lesbian Couple ‘The Nod’ For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A silent kinship has been sort of shared in Betoota Heights today as a local dad gave a lesbian couple ‘the nod’ for…

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Local Woman Uses Her Boyfriend Privilege By Getting Absolutely Shitfaced At Girls Bottomless Brunch — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Uses Her Boyfriend Privilege By Getting Absolutely Shitfaced At Girls Bottomless Brunch — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Slumped over a table at exactly 2:56pm, French Quarter local Kaylee Wattle [26] has officially tapped out of bottomless brunch. Having both the…

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Disgusting Display Of Wealth On Show As 1987 Honda Accord Lies Abandoned On Local Street — The Betoota Advocate
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Disgusting Display Of Wealth On Show As 1987 Honda Accord Lies Abandoned On Local Street — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the price of used cars continues to trend upwards in a detached, hyper-inflated hell ride, a Betoota Grove…

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Local Woman Farewells Parents Going On Cruise Like They're Going Off To War — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Farewells Parents Going On Cruise Like They’re Going Off To War — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the rising popularity of death ships sailing the seven seas, chock full of spicy cough and gastro, a…

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Small Town Pregnancy Rumour All But Confirmed As Local Couple List Suzuki Swift On Marketplace — The Betoota Advocate
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Small Town Pregnancy Rumour All But Confirmed As Local Couple List Suzuki Swift On Marketplace — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Texts are flying across Betoota’s 3G network this evening after a post on Facebook Marketplace ignites some local gossip. At 8:32pm…

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Local Black Sheep Cancels Plan To Ruin Christmas After Learning Nan Is Knitting Him A Jumper — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Black Sheep Cancels Plan To Ruin Christmas After Learning Nan Is Knitting Him A Jumper — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local family yardstick Dillain Crooper (34) has made an adjustment to his holiday plans following a leak in his incoming Christmas presents.  In…

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Local Woman Strongly Relates To Coral As She Also Bleaches Herself When Stressed — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Strongly Relates To Coral As She Also Bleaches Herself When Stressed — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jess Gibbs has found herself having quite a bit in common with the great barrier reef this morning, after realising that she too,…

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Local Bloke Watching Yellowstone Wondering If He Could Pull Off Cowboy Boots Without Copping Flak — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Watching Yellowstone Wondering If He Could Pull Off Cowboy Boots Without Copping Flak — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney finance worker is pondering if he has what it takes to pull off cowboy boots without looking like an absolute nonce,…

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Local Bloke Alerts Followers He’s Back On The Market By Posting Multiple Instagram Stories Of Obscure Fitness Training — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Alerts Followers He’s Back On The Market By Posting Multiple Instagram Stories Of Obscure Fitness Training — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Adam Kingi is back, baby, and he’s more than ready to let everyone know about it – in fact, he’s a firm believer…

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