Local Bloke Deletes ‘Be Real’ App After Copping Too Many Selfies Of His Mates Taking A Shit — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Deletes ‘Be Real’ App After Copping Too Many Selfies Of His Mates Taking A Shit — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who finally caved and downloaded this Be Real app everybody’s been talking about has found himself deleting it just three days…

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Ricky Stuart Clarifies That As A Queanbeyan Local, He Knows A Weak Gutted Dog When He Sees One — The Betoota Advocate
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Ricky Stuart Clarifies That As A Queanbeyan Local, He Knows A Weak Gutted Dog When He Sees One — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Canberra Raiders coach Ricky Stuart has today poured fuel on the fire he lit on Saturday night. The fiery character has moved to…

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Local Girl Begins First And Only Attempt At Changing Him By Drafting Her Feelings In Notes App — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Begins First And Only Attempt At Changing Him By Drafting Her Feelings In Notes App — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local girl has today learnt the hard way today, that if you find yourself repeatedly typing out your feelings in the notes…

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Local Woman Asks Masseuse If She Can Have Entire Body Cracked Like A Glow Stick — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Asks Masseuse If She Can Have Entire Body Cracked Like A Glow Stick — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Jen Seymour treats herself to a thai massage for the first time in her life, she finds herself surprised at…

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"How's This For Ya Offshore Wind Albo" Laughs Local Dad As He Lets One Rip In The Tinnie — The Betoota Advocate
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“How’s This For Ya Offshore Wind Albo” Laughs Local Dad As He Lets One Rip In The Tinnie — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Albanese is under fire this week from the sons and daughters of fishing and boating enthusiasts, for teaching their dads the…

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Local Bloke Agrees To Take Part In Nightclub Brawl After Spotting Hectic Older Cousin Up The Back — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Agrees To Take Part In Nightclub Brawl After Spotting Hectic Older Cousin Up The Back — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Patrons were treated to some old fashioned windmilling on the dance floor of one of Betoota’s premiere nightlife venues in the early hours…

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Local Woo Girl Puzzled As To How Boyfriend Can Just Have An Individual Can Of Beer With His Meal — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woo Girl Puzzled As To How Boyfriend Can Just Have An Individual Can Of Beer With His Meal — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woo girl has this week had to reconsider her relationship with alcohol, after finding herself feeling genuinely perplexed by her boyfriend’s…

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Local Woman Resents Her Stupid Brother For Inheriting The Unfairly Long, Thick Eyelashes — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Resents Her Stupid Brother For Inheriting The Unfairly Long, Thick Eyelashes — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If there’s one thing local woman Shae Huxley has learned in her twenty-two years on earth, it’s that life isn’t fair – a…

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Local Old Fella Confirms Ansett Would've Never Treated People Like This — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Old Fella Confirms Ansett Would’ve Never Treated People Like This — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father has confirmed today that former giant of the sky Ansett Australia would’ve never treated people…

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Local Chippy Disproves Commonly Held Theory That You Can't Have A Maxibon For Breakfast — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Chippy Disproves Commonly Held Theory That You Can’t Have A Maxibon For Breakfast — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Our very own Betoota Heights District has today played host to a groundbreaking discovery.  A job site on the edge of the suburb…

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