Nan Reveals She's Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold — The Betoota Advocate
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Nan Reveals She’s Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era where inflation has somehow become a competitive sport, some Australians are well prepared for the Cost of Living Crisis aka…

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Singled-Roomed Luxury Apartment Boosts Listing Price With Euphemistic Description Of 'Modern Open Plan Living’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Singled-Roomed Luxury Apartment Boosts Listing Price With Euphemistic Description Of ‘Modern Open Plan Living’ — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The listing price of a single-roomed luxury apartment in Betoota’s flight path district has doubled after Real Estate Agency, Carton’s Real Estate, listed…

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Young Couple Officially At The “How Many Packages Do You Order” Phase Of Living Together — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Young love is in the air in Betoota’s French Quarter as a newly moved-in couple Teagan Tognelli and Braden Munsen officially…

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Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Supermarkets To Padlock Dumpster To Maintain Food Waste Culture — The Betoota Advocate
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Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Supermarkets To Padlock Dumpster To Maintain Food Waste Culture — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In response to what the Australian media are calling the cost of living crisis, supermarkets have stepped up and begun padlocking their dumpsters…

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"You Gotta Start Somewhere" Says Old Man Who Never Paid Half A Week's Wage To Shit In The Living Room — The Betoota Advocate
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“You Gotta Start Somewhere” Says Old Man Who Never Paid Half A Week’s Wage To Shit In The Living Room — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With pressure growing across the Regional Queensland rental market, a local sexagenarian offered some unsolicited advice to this masthead…

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Inner City Leftie Accidentally Uses RAT Test Designed For Blokes Who Actually Work For A Living — The Betoota Advocate
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Inner City Leftie Accidentally Uses RAT Test Designed For Blokes Who Actually Work For A Living — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s French Quarter has been offended by a RAT test this morning after it…

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