Tag: Living
Nan Reveals She’s Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era where inflation has somehow become a competitive sport, some Australians are well prepared for the Cost of Living Crisis aka…
Singled-Roomed Luxury Apartment Boosts Listing Price With Euphemistic Description Of ‘Modern Open Plan Living’ — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The listing price of a single-roomed luxury apartment in Betoota’s flight path district has doubled after Real Estate Agency, Carton’s Real Estate, listed…
Young Couple Officially At The “How Many Packages Do You Order” Phase Of Living Together — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Young love is in the air in Betoota’s French Quarter as a newly moved-in couple Teagan Tognelli and Braden Munsen officially…
Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Supermarkets To Padlock Dumpster To Maintain Food Waste Culture — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In response to what the Australian media are calling the cost of living crisis, supermarkets have stepped up and begun padlocking their dumpsters…
“You Gotta Start Somewhere” Says Old Man Who Never Paid Half A Week’s Wage To Shit In The Living Room — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With pressure growing across the Regional Queensland rental market, a local sexagenarian offered some unsolicited advice to this masthead…
Inner City Leftie Accidentally Uses RAT Test Designed For Blokes Who Actually Work For A Living — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s French Quarter has been offended by a RAT test this morning after it…
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