City Worker Treads Line Between Withdrawing From Social Life Entirely And Affording Mortgage — The Betoota Advocate
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City Worker Treads Line Between Withdrawing From Social Life Entirely And Affording Mortgage — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man feels he’s in finance purgatory today after deciding against seeing his mates at the pub because…

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Advice Column | Marie Kondo Your Life Savings And See If That Sparks Joy — The Betoota Advocate
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Advice Column | Marie Kondo Your Life Savings And See If That Sparks Joy — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | Contact How does one become rich? Is it by having millions of dollars in the bank? Multiple properties and a multimillion dollar…

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"You've Wasted Another Year Of Your Life," Says Supermarket By Starting To Stock Mince Pies — The Betoota Advocate
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“You’ve Wasted Another Year Of Your Life,” Says Supermarket By Starting To Stock Mince Pies — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Walking into the Old City District’s Kellett’s Gunsmith & Grocers on Market Street and the many things that catch…

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Bee At Least Wasted It's Life Stinging Someone Who's Allergic — The Betoota Advocate
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Bee At Least Wasted It’s Life Stinging Someone Who’s Allergic — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world that may soon have to adapt to the loss of the pollinating power of bees, it has been confirmed that…

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Mum Swears She Already Told You This Life Changing News — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In breaking news (if you going to be all sensitive about it), mum swears up and down that she already told you this…

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Drugstore Concealer Doing Little To Hide Life Of Sin From Co-workers — The Betoota Advocate
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Drugstore Concealer Doing Little To Hide Life Of Sin From Co-workers — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Shannon Scott has had a pretty good weekend. A little too good of a weekend, if the marks on her neck…

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SCG Roof King Banned From Standing In Queues To Buy Piss And Standing In Queues To Piss Out Piss For Life — The Betoota Advocate
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SCG Roof King Banned From Standing In Queues To Buy Piss And Standing In Queues To Piss Out Piss For Life — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney man has been banned by Rugby Australia from attending their fixtures until he dies, according to a…

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Corporate Drone Tries To Raise His Street Cred By Constantly Mentioning Past Life As A Bartender — The Betoota Advocate
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Corporate Drone Tries To Raise His Street Cred By Constantly Mentioning Past Life As A Bartender — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local accountant has revealed he may be harbouring some insecurities about having the most boring job on earth by yet again bringing…

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US Supreme Court Considering Banning Frangers In An Effort To Protect Human Life — The Betoota Advocate
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US Supreme Court Considering Banning Frangers In An Effort To Protect Human Life — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Supreme Court of the United States of America has today revealed that they are taking their pro-life agenda even further. Just weeks…

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Local Woman Reading Book On Morning Commute Must Really Have Her Life Together — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Reading Book On Morning Commute Must Really Have Her Life Together — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bookworm has impressed a bus of commuters this morning, letting everyone know that she has her life in order….

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