"If I Had A Different Name, Would My Life Be Different? Imagine If I Had A Name Like Jimmy Recard?" — The Betoota Advocate
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“If I Had A Different Name, Would My Life Be Different? Imagine If I Had A Name Like Jimmy Recard?” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Controversial Russian tennis player Daniil Medvedev has used his press conference this morning to ask reporters if things would…

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Meghan Markle Says British Royal Life Almost Causing Her As Much Grief As Louis Litt — The Betoota Advocate
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Meghan Markle Says British Royal Life Almost Causing Her As Much Grief As Louis Litt — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The juicy, explosive and institution-shattering tell-all Netflix docuseries about the royal family – Harry & Meghan – has left viewers with dropped-jaws overnight….

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Intern Quietly Wondering If This Life Is Sustainable After First Silly Season Working In Sales — The Betoota Advocate
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Intern Quietly Wondering If This Life Is Sustainable After First Silly Season Working In Sales — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Staring in horror at the party bucket on the meeting room table, local intern Lily Long doesn’t know if she has it in…

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Inspired By Jordan Peterson, Scott Morrison Releases Own 12 Rules For Life  — The Betoota Advocate
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Inspired By Jordan Peterson, Scott Morrison Releases Own 12 Rules For Life  — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving he can still embarrass us even when he’s not PM, Scotty from Marketing bought front row meet and greet tickets to YouTube…

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Physics Kids Get One More Jab At Biology Students Before Real Life Begins — The Betoota Advocate
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Physics Kids Get One More Jab At Biology Students Before Real Life Begins — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With year 12 exams finishing around the country, many students are enjoying the twilight of their school years the only way they know…

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Local Bloke Tastes Sample of Prison Life During Blissful North Coast Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Tastes Sample of Prison Life During Blissful North Coast Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is questioning his own masculinity this morning, after being too scared to take a dump at a set…

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Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
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Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Angie and Peter ‘Pistol’ Reyes don’t get out much nowadays. With three kids under 6 at home, and the shrinking window of home…

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Local Orchestral Trombonist Admits Jeffrey Dahmer Series Not Helping Struggling Love Life — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Orchestral Trombonist Admits Jeffrey Dahmer Series Not Helping Struggling Love Life — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local musician is cursing Netflix this week, admitting the latest Jeffrey Dahmer series continues to put a handbrake on his…

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Rinehart Pivots Philanthropic Efforts Into Harvesting All Sea Life From The Ocean With Newly Built Recycling Plant — The Betoota Advocate
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Rinehart Pivots Philanthropic Efforts Into Harvesting All Sea Life From The Ocean With Newly Built Recycling Plant — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As every talking head in Australia continues to weigh in on the Netball Australia drama, the mining magnate at the centre of it…

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Local Girl Starts ‘Operation Get Life Together’ By Buying Cute Soap Dispenser from An Instagram Ad — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Starts ‘Operation Get Life Together’ By Buying Cute Soap Dispenser from An Instagram Ad — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact After five weekends of consecutive drinking, Harriet Saunders has had enough. Rolling from back-to-back hens weekends into charging full tilt at…

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