Tag: Life
City Worker Treads Line Between Withdrawing From Social Life Entirely And Affording Mortgage — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man feels he’s in finance purgatory today after deciding against seeing his mates at the pub because…
Advice Column | Marie Kondo Your Life Savings And See If That Sparks Joy — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | Contact How does one become rich? Is it by having millions of dollars in the bank? Multiple properties and a multimillion dollar…
“You’ve Wasted Another Year Of Your Life,” Says Supermarket By Starting To Stock Mince Pies — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Walking into the Old City District’s Kellett’s Gunsmith & Grocers on Market Street and the many things that catch…
Bee At Least Wasted It’s Life Stinging Someone Who’s Allergic — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world that may soon have to adapt to the loss of the pollinating power of bees, it has been confirmed that…
Mum Swears She Already Told You This Life Changing News — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In breaking news (if you going to be all sensitive about it), mum swears up and down that she already told you this…
Drugstore Concealer Doing Little To Hide Life Of Sin From Co-workers — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Shannon Scott has had a pretty good weekend. A little too good of a weekend, if the marks on her neck…
SCG Roof King Banned From Standing In Queues To Buy Piss And Standing In Queues To Piss Out Piss For Life — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney man has been banned by Rugby Australia from attending their fixtures until he dies, according to a…
Corporate Drone Tries To Raise His Street Cred By Constantly Mentioning Past Life As A Bartender — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local accountant has revealed he may be harbouring some insecurities about having the most boring job on earth by yet again bringing…
US Supreme Court Considering Banning Frangers In An Effort To Protect Human Life — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Supreme Court of the United States of America has today revealed that they are taking their pro-life agenda even further. Just weeks…
Local Woman Reading Book On Morning Commute Must Really Have Her Life Together — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bookworm has impressed a bus of commuters this morning, letting everyone know that she has her life in order….
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