Australians Once Again Treating Their Beautiful Lettuce Like Shit As Prices Return To Normal — The Betoota Advocate
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Australians Once Again Treating Their Beautiful Lettuce Like Shit As Prices Return To Normal — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian shoppers are once again treating their fruit and veggies like absolute shit, as prices finally plummet to pre-pandemic levels. Lettuce, in particular,…

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Local Boyfriend Arrives At Future Mother-In-Law’s Birthday With Blooming Lettuce Bouquet — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Boyfriend Arrives At Future Mother-In-Law’s Birthday With Blooming Lettuce Bouquet — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A favourable boyfriend is firming up his position on the Christmas gift list this afternoon, after treating his future Mother-in-law to…

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Good Bloke Thanks His Mate For Helping Move On The Weekend With A Couple Cases Of Lettuce — The Betoota Advocate
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Good Bloke Thanks His Mate For Helping Move On The Weekend With A Couple Cases Of Lettuce — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A thoughtful local man has this week demonstrated that he has his finger on the pulse. Following a mammoth weekend of being consumed…

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Local Man Wonders If Lettuce Shortage Is Also To Blame For His Nuggets Tasting Rather Gamey This Week — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Man Wonders If Lettuce Shortage Is Also To Blame For His Nuggets Tasting Rather Gamey This Week — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is asking questions this morning after his usual breakfast nuggets from Overell’s Feedbag on Stanley…

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QLD Police Arrest 39 Men In Relation To Major Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate — The Betoota Advocate
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QLD Police Arrest 39 Men In Relation To Major Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Overnight, Queensland Police have charged 39 people with blackmarket grocery offences, including cultivating and trafficking a commercial quantity of lettuce. Police say the…

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Local Man Pledges To Solve Lettuce Crisis By Heading Down To Shops With A Few Sewing Needles — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Man Pledges To Solve Lettuce Crisis By Heading Down To Shops With A Few Sewing Needles — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed to The Advocate that he is going to be the change he wants to see in…

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God’s Lettuce Now Costs More Than Devil’s Lettuce By The Gram — The Betoota Advocate
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God’s Lettuce Now Costs More Than Devil’s Lettuce By The Gram — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a reminder that we do truly live in strange times, the nation’s lettuce crisis has today reached a staggering new level. With…

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Spoilt Young People Told To Lay Off The Iceberg Lettuce If They're Serious About Owning A Home — The Betoota Advocate
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Spoilt Young People Told To Lay Off The Iceberg Lettuce If They’re Serious About Owning A Home — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s youth have been issued an interesting piece of advice today, from a man who has been there and done it all….

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Rest Of The Nation Horrified At Having To Pay Rural Supermarket Prices For Lettuce — The Betoota Advocate
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Rest Of The Nation Horrified At Having To Pay Rural Supermarket Prices For Lettuce — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s inner-city, suburban and more urban regional residents have a new thing to shake their heads at this week. With the price of…

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'Alright Kerry Packer!’ Says Guzman Employee As Customer Adds Shredded Lettuce And Guac To Order — The Betoota Advocate
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‘Alright Kerry Packer!’ Says Guzman Employee As Customer Adds Shredded Lettuce And Guac To Order — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Guzman & Gomez employee has today seen just how large the wealth gap in Australia is, leaving them feeling pretty delusional and…

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