Tag: Lettuce
Australians Once Again Treating Their Beautiful Lettuce Like Shit As Prices Return To Normal — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian shoppers are once again treating their fruit and veggies like absolute shit, as prices finally plummet to pre-pandemic levels. Lettuce, in particular,…
Local Boyfriend Arrives At Future Mother-In-Law’s Birthday With Blooming Lettuce Bouquet — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A favourable boyfriend is firming up his position on the Christmas gift list this afternoon, after treating his future Mother-in-law to…
Good Bloke Thanks His Mate For Helping Move On The Weekend With A Couple Cases Of Lettuce — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A thoughtful local man has this week demonstrated that he has his finger on the pulse. Following a mammoth weekend of being consumed…
Local Man Wonders If Lettuce Shortage Is Also To Blame For His Nuggets Tasting Rather Gamey This Week — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is asking questions this morning after his usual breakfast nuggets from Overell’s Feedbag on Stanley…
QLD Police Arrest 39 Men In Relation To Major Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Overnight, Queensland Police have charged 39 people with blackmarket grocery offences, including cultivating and trafficking a commercial quantity of lettuce. Police say the…
Local Man Pledges To Solve Lettuce Crisis By Heading Down To Shops With A Few Sewing Needles — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed to The Advocate that he is going to be the change he wants to see in…
God’s Lettuce Now Costs More Than Devil’s Lettuce By The Gram — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a reminder that we do truly live in strange times, the nation’s lettuce crisis has today reached a staggering new level. With…
Spoilt Young People Told To Lay Off The Iceberg Lettuce If They’re Serious About Owning A Home — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s youth have been issued an interesting piece of advice today, from a man who has been there and done it all….
Rest Of The Nation Horrified At Having To Pay Rural Supermarket Prices For Lettuce — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s inner-city, suburban and more urban regional residents have a new thing to shake their heads at this week. With the price of…
‘Alright Kerry Packer!’ Says Guzman Employee As Customer Adds Shredded Lettuce And Guac To Order — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Guzman & Gomez employee has today seen just how large the wealth gap in Australia is, leaving them feeling pretty delusional and…