Tag: Leaves
“15 Cents For A Plastic Bag?!” Shopper Leaves Full Trolley At Checkout After Forgetting Own Bags — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact There’s been a bit of a scene today down in good old Betoota Heights’ notorious South Point shopping centre. The centre’s supermarket, Skinners,…
Dad Just Quietly Gets Up And Leaves The Room After Being Told Daughter’s Dog Has Anxiety — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three named Graham Ozil has today asked The Advocate to put a fork in him. The request comes after…
Local Bloke Comes Up With Genius Breakup Strategy By Being Cold And Distant Until She Leaves — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights man has come up with a genius breakup strategy, that both doesn’t require any confrontation on his part or any…
Joe Biden Leaves Bali With Great Diplomatic Progress And A Weeping Burn From Moped Muffler — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Joe Biden told reporters in Washington this morning that he got the full Bali experience while he…
Thoughtful Old Bastard Leaves His Band-Aids On Table For The Cleaner Instead Of In The Pool Floor — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This stupid old bastard down at the Sheraton on Machattie Park in the Old City has done everyone a…
Extensive Airbnb Instructions Leaves Woman Wondering What The Fuck Her $120 Cleaning Fee Covers — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has been left wondering if she’s just being an entitled millennial, or if the instructions for her weekend Airbnb really…