“15 Cents For A Plastic Bag?!” Shopper Leaves Full Trolley At Checkout After Forgetting Own Bags — The Betoota Advocate
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“15 Cents For A Plastic Bag?!” Shopper Leaves Full Trolley At Checkout After Forgetting Own Bags — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact There’s been a bit of a scene today down in good old Betoota Heights’ notorious South Point shopping centre. The centre’s supermarket, Skinners,…

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Dad Just Quietly Gets Up And Leaves The Room After Being Told Daughter's Dog Has Anxiety — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad Just Quietly Gets Up And Leaves The Room After Being Told Daughter’s Dog Has Anxiety — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three named Graham Ozil has today asked The Advocate to put a fork in him. The request comes after…

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Local Bloke Comes Up With Genius Breakup Strategy By Being Cold And Distant Until She Leaves — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Comes Up With Genius Breakup Strategy By Being Cold And Distant Until She Leaves — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights man has come up with a genius breakup strategy, that both doesn’t require any confrontation on his part or any…

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Joe Biden Leaves Bali With Great Diplomatic Progress And A Weeping Burn From Moped Muffler — The Betoota Advocate
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Joe Biden Leaves Bali With Great Diplomatic Progress And A Weeping Burn From Moped Muffler — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Joe Biden told reporters in Washington this morning that he got the full Bali experience while he…

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Thoughtful Old Bastard Leaves His Band-Aids On Table For The Cleaner Instead Of In The Pool Floor — The Betoota Advocate
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Thoughtful Old Bastard Leaves His Band-Aids On Table For The Cleaner Instead Of In The Pool Floor — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This stupid old bastard down at the Sheraton on Machattie Park in the Old City has done everyone a…

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Extensive Airbnb Instructions Leaves Woman Wondering What The Fuck Her $120 Cleaning Fee Covers — The Betoota Advocate
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Extensive Airbnb Instructions Leaves Woman Wondering What The Fuck Her $120 Cleaning Fee Covers — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has been left wondering if she’s just being an entitled millennial, or if the instructions for her weekend Airbnb really…

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