Dweeby Construction Engineer At First On Site Job About To Learn Some Things Not Taught At Uni — The Betoota Advocate
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Dweeby Construction Engineer At First On Site Job About To Learn Some Things Not Taught At Uni — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Despite earning multiple awards throughout the course of his degree, recent civil engineering graduate Cal Tippet has found himself completely unprepared for his…

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Bloke Suggesting Opening Up Relationship About To Learn It's Much Easier For Women To Get A Root — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Suggesting Opening Up Relationship About To Learn It’s Much Easier For Women To Get A Root — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’d originally intended to just get a free pass at his coworker, has unfortunately found out the hard way that his…

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Heartbroken Local Woman Excited To Learn Takeaway Costs The Same As Cooking For One — The Betoota Advocate
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Heartbroken Local Woman Excited To Learn Takeaway Costs The Same As Cooking For One — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The gut-punch of current grocery prices is stinging a bit less for Betootan Pepita Mann (27) who recently got her own place after…

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Nation Shocked To Learn The A-League Has That Many Fans — The Betoota Advocate
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia is this weekend grappling with the fall out from a shocking incident during a local sporting derby. With Melbourne Victory facing off…

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Average Australian On $62k A Year Upset To Learn Average Australian Wage Is $92k A Year — The Betoota Advocate
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Average Australian On $62k A Year Upset To Learn Average Australian Wage Is $92k A Year — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact From deep within the thronging mass of average worker bees scurrying about Betoota’s financial district, a typical Joe has been caught staring vacantly…

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City Couple Horrified To Learn Regional Inbreds Buy Indoor Plants Without Woven Hanging Baskets As Well — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A pair of snobby Sydneysiders have been left mortified this morning, as they experience their first market that isn’t Harris Farm.After…

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Man Halfway Through His Great Australian Novel Disheartened To Learn Bugalugs Bum Thief Already Exists — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Halfway Through His Great Australian Novel Disheartened To Learn Bugalugs Bum Thief Already Exists — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Aspiring writer Mick McHannon (34) formerly of the Betoota Flight Path, district reckons he has never asked for much just the respect and…

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Young Child At Grand Final About To Learn Some New Fucken Ways Of Expressing Both Joy And Disappointment — The Betoota Advocate
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Young Child At Grand Final About To Learn Some New Fucken Ways Of Expressing Both Joy And Disappointment — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a story we haven’t reported on in about 50 minutes, the NRL grand final between Penrith and Parramatta is kicking off this…

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Local Geography Teacher Thrilled To Learn Trusty New Balance Wheels Now A Boost To His Street Cred — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Geography Teacher Thrilled To Learn Trusty New Balance Wheels Now A Boost To His Street Cred — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local geography teacher is strutting home from school with a skip in his step, after discovering that his choice of…

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Qantas Passenger Arrives In QLD To Learn Alan Joyce Sent His Luggage To Brisbane, North Dakota — The Betoota Advocate
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Qantas Passenger Arrives In QLD To Learn Alan Joyce Sent His Luggage To Brisbane, North Dakota — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The desecration of an Australian icon continues today, as domestic passengers across the country continue to develop a deep loathing for our flagship…

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