Chrus Hupkuns Swurn En As Kiwi Presidunt After Swearing Oath On Sacred All Blecks Jersey — The Betoota Advocate
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Chrus Hupkuns Swurn En As Kiwi Presidunt After Swearing Oath On Sacred All Blecks Jersey — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Chrus Hupkuns hes been sworn un es New Zeelund’s 41st prume munuster, followung the unexpected resugnetuon lest week of Jecunda Ardurn. Hupkuns, 44,…

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Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
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Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic…

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Kiwi Mate Ruins Another Kick-On By Suggesting They Kill That Possum Hanging In The Tree — The Betoota Advocate
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Kiwi Mate Ruins Another Kick-On By Suggesting They Kill That Possum Hanging In The Tree — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A New Zealander has used his magic Kiwi powers over the weekend to absolutely ruin the vibe at a…

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Never Seen Before Call Actually Completely Fair And Standard Practice Explains Local Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate
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Never Seen Before Call Actually Completely Fair And Standard Practice Explains Local Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Betoota Heights Kiwi has today informed the nation’s Wallabies fans that last night was completely above board. This comes after what…

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Rather Odd Bloke Turns Out To Just Be A Middle-Class Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate
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Rather Odd Bloke Turns Out To Just Be A Middle-Class Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact A strange young man with the personality of a smacked dog has turned out to just be a typical Kiwi,…

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Kiwi Yuppie Trying His Very Hardest To Pretend He's Not Across Recent Changes To All Blacks Side — The Betoota Advocate
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Kiwi Yuppie Trying His Very Hardest To Pretend He’s Not Across Recent Changes To All Blacks Side — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the march towards the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France begins, more eyes than ever are watching the mid-year tests. With the…

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