Tag: King
Short King Makes A Point Of Being A Really Fast Walker — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young fellow who happens to be noticeably shorter than many of his peers is also a very fast…
Academy Awards Invite JR And King To Officially Commentate 2023 Oscars In Case Shit Pops Off Again — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hollywood’s annual night of nights is upon us, as the 95th Academy Awards kicks off at Dolby Theatre, hosted by Jimmy ‘Flight Logs’…
Stephen King Novel Adapted Into Upcoming Horror Film About The Tuesday After Sydney Mardi Gras — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long-awaited film adaption of an iconic Stephen King horror novel set in Sydney’s gloomy Autumn cusp is set to hit screens in…
Dad Still Regretting Not Saying G’day To King Wally At Milton Traffic Lights In 1997 — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dad says there’s not many things he regrets in this lifetime. Not many at all. Heath Goddard says he really wishes…
Australia Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With another international climate conference rolling around, the nation of Australia has once again taken the opportunity to embarrass itself. Following up the…
Australian Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With another international climate conference rolling around, the nation of Australia has once again taken the opportunity to embarrass itself. Following up the…
United Kingdom Forced To Replace King Charles And His Family With 13 Samoans — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United Kingdom is dealing with a dystopian new reality today, where the royal family is no longer British. Despite ruling the country…
Local Big Unit Can’t Wait To Have A Few Of King Charles’ Fingers For Tea — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A specimen from our town’s Heights district said he can’t bloody wait to get home from work this evening…
Coincidence? UK Now Has A Tampon For A King Just Days After Announcing A Female Prime Minister — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that the woke lefties have managed to have a win in the UK after all, having managed to infiltrate…
Australian Royal Mint Begin Drafting New ‘Wingnut Coins’ Capable Of Fitting King Charles’ Ears — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the passing of Queen Elizabeth II overnight, the outpouring of mournful tributes are soon to be replaced by a landslide of logistics….