Young Mother Now Realising How Sick Kids End Up At Daycare After Toddler Clocks 27 Days With A Cold — The Betoota Advocate
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Young Mother Now Realising How Sick Kids End Up At Daycare After Toddler Clocks 27 Days With A Cold — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If you’d asked local woman Vesna Wagner [29] a year ago what she thought about parents sending sick children to daycare, she’d have…

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Perrottet Insists He Understands The Horrors Of Nazism As A Father Of 7 Kids In The Hills — The Betoota Advocate
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Perrottet Insists He Understands The Horrors Of Nazism As A Father Of 7 Kids In The Hills — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the NSW election just 10 weeks away, Premier Dominic Perrottet has has been working around the clock to move past that unfortunate…

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Pop Insists Grand Kids Watch Obscure Christmas Movie From 100 Years Ago — The Betoota Advocate
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Pop Insists Grand Kids Watch Obscure Christmas Movie From 100 Years Ago — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A horrible tradition/precedent began today, as pop Stephen Kowalchuk sat his grandkids down and made them watch a weird and obscure Christmas movie…

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‘iPads Are Lazy Parenting’ Says Woman Whose Kids Used To Melt Wheelie Bins In Middle Of The Night — The Betoota Advocate
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‘iPads Are Lazy Parenting’ Says Woman Whose Kids Used To Melt Wheelie Bins In Middle Of The Night — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Shaking her head in disdain, Kathleen Schultz [56] informs The Advocate that she’s sick and tired of seeing exhausted young parents taking the…

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Physics Kids Get One More Jab At Biology Students Before Real Life Begins — The Betoota Advocate
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Physics Kids Get One More Jab At Biology Students Before Real Life Begins — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With year 12 exams finishing around the country, many students are enjoying the twilight of their school years the only way they know…

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'Gamble Responsibly' To Be Replaced By 'Feed Your Fucking Kids' Under New Regulations — The Betoota Advocate
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‘Gamble Responsibly’ To Be Replaced By ‘Feed Your Fucking Kids’ Under New Regulations — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The poorest rich people in Australia have bid farewell to skiing for another year as the Australian snow season officially wraps. The gambling…

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Former Pinger Rat Now At Stage Where He Has To Explain To Kids Why They’re Named Kygo And Tiësto — The Betoota Advocate
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Former Pinger Rat Now At Stage Where He Has To Explain To Kids Why They’re Named Kygo And Tiësto — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A former party boy has been forced to have an honest chat this morning, after a routine school drop off inspired…

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Why A Housing Market Collapse Is Bad News For Me And My Deadshit Kids Who Are Waiting For Me To Die — The Betoota Advocate
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Why A Housing Market Collapse Is Bad News For Me And My Deadshit Kids Who Are Waiting For Me To Die — The Betoota Advocate

HARVEY THOMAS | Opinion | Contact Here I sit in the kitchen of my favourite home (which I probably have to refer to as they/them now) staring at an…

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Mum Teaches Kids About Conflict Resolution By Saying Nothing And Icing Out Entire Family — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local children have learnt skills for life today as the family matriarch gave them a lesson in conflict resolution. After cleaning the kitchen…

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Lowly Paid Child Care Workers Urged To Remember They Get To Play With Cute Kids All Day — The Betoota Advocate
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Lowly Paid Child Care Workers Urged To Remember They Get To Play With Cute Kids All Day — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s struggling early educators have today been urged to put things into perspective. With the cost of living crisis spiraling out of…

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