“Don’t Just Find A Job, Find Your Passion” Says Rich Kid Whose Passion Is Amateur Travel Photography — The Betoota Advocate
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“Don’t Just Find A Job, Find Your Passion” Says Rich Kid Whose Passion Is Amateur Travel Photography — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Advocate has discovered that life can be like a photo, full of beautiful composition and meaning. This comes after our team witnessed…

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"Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I'm Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate
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“Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I’m Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has castigated a fellow shopper down at his local supermarket this morning for…

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Arts Graduate Needs A Job But Feels He's Above Working In Any Sector Where There's A Shortage — The Betoota Advocate
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Arts Graduate Needs A Job But Feels He’s Above Working In Any Sector Where There’s A Shortage — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A well-meaning-ally to many is looking for a job, he says, but one where he can use his education…

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A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I'm All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I Have No Problem Seeing Them Swing, But Before We Go And Grab Our Pitchforks, We Really Should Come To A General Consensus On What That Word 'Corruption' Actually Means, Particularly In Queensland, Ya Know My Mentor Sir Joh Was Always Written Off As Corrupt, But Really At The End Of The Day, Without Those Completely Unregulated Post-War Investments Flowing In From Japan, And All Those Comically Crooked Tender Processes, We Wouldn't Have The Gold Coast, Now Would We? Let's Not Forget The 1982 Commonwealth Games, A Real Coming Of Age For Brisbane... Mind You, I Do Find It Completely Pointless To Host A Gymnastics Event Without Any Chinese Or Russians Athletes Flying Around The Mat. But Nevertheless, It Was A Real Highlight For Brisbane. With No Help From Down South Either. I've Always Said That Those Lilypad Lefties At The ABC Cannot Tell The Difference Between Full Blown White Collar Crime And Something As Innocent As Immigrant Ambition. So A Couple Of Old Krauts Got Paid Out The Arse For A Job That Coulda Been Done For Half The Price? Who Cares? The Job Got Done Didn't It? Who Do You Think Built These Bloody Railroads That Carried Us Through Multiple Mining Booms? Overpaid Ethnic Men, That's Who. Proud Lutheran And Orthodox Men With Surnames Like Hinze, Thiess, Cilento. Or Those Mad Deen Brothers. My Goodness They Used To Make Me Laugh. Good Muslim Lads Who Could Weave A Demolition Wrecking Ball Through Even The Most Precious Heritage Listings. This Country Was Built On The Back Of People Like That. Innovative And Aspirational Queenslanders. Unflinching Patriots. Titans Of Industry That Prefer To Ask For Forgiveness Rather Than Permission — The Betoota Advocate
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A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I’m All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I Have No Problem Seeing Them Swing, But Before We Go And Grab Our Pitchforks, We Really Should Come To A General Consensus On What That Word ‘Corruption’ Actually Means, Particularly In Queensland, Ya Know My Mentor Sir Joh Was Always Written Off As Corrupt, But Really At The End Of The Day, Without Those Completely Unregulated Post-War Investments Flowing In From Japan, And All Those Comically Crooked Tender Processes, We Wouldn’t Have The Gold Coast, Now Would We? Let’s Not Forget The 1982 Commonwealth Games, A Real Coming Of Age For Brisbane… Mind You, I Do Find It Completely Pointless To Host A Gymnastics Event Without Any Chinese Or Russians Athletes Flying Around The Mat. But Nevertheless, It Was A Real Highlight For Brisbane. With No Help From Down South Either. I’ve Always Said That Those Lilypad Lefties At The ABC Cannot Tell The Difference Between Full Blown White Collar Crime And Something As Innocent As Immigrant Ambition. So A Couple Of Old Krauts Got Paid Out The Arse For A Job That Coulda Been Done For Half The Price? Who Cares? The Job Got Done Didn’t It? Who Do You Think Built These Bloody Railroads That Carried Us Through Multiple Mining Booms? Overpaid Ethnic Men, That’s Who. Proud Lutheran And Orthodox Men With Surnames Like Hinze, Thiess, Cilento. Or Those Mad Deen Brothers. My Goodness They Used To Make Me Laugh. Good Muslim Lads Who Could Weave A Demolition Wrecking Ball Through Even The Most Precious Heritage Listings. This Country Was Built On The Back Of People Like That. Innovative And Aspirational Queenslanders. Unflinching Patriots. Titans Of Industry That Prefer To Ask For Forgiveness Rather Than Permission — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a long election campaign of promising to lock up crooked politicians, The Australian government is set to introduce its long-awaited Federal Corruption…

Continue Reading A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I’m All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I Have No Problem Seeing Them Swing, But Before We Go And Grab Our Pitchforks, We Really Should Come To A General Consensus On What That Word ‘Corruption’ Actually Means, Particularly In Queensland, Ya Know My Mentor Sir Joh Was Always Written Off As Corrupt, But Really At The End Of The Day, Without Those Completely Unregulated Post-War Investments Flowing In From Japan, And All Those Comically Crooked Tender Processes, We Wouldn’t Have The Gold Coast, Now Would We? Let’s Not Forget The 1982 Commonwealth Games, A Real Coming Of Age For Brisbane… Mind You, I Do Find It Completely Pointless To Host A Gymnastics Event Without Any Chinese Or Russians Athletes Flying Around The Mat. But Nevertheless, It Was A Real Highlight For Brisbane. With No Help From Down South Either. I’ve Always Said That Those Lilypad Lefties At The ABC Cannot Tell The Difference Between Full Blown White Collar Crime And Something As Innocent As Immigrant Ambition. So A Couple Of Old Krauts Got Paid Out The Arse For A Job That Coulda Been Done For Half The Price? Who Cares? The Job Got Done Didn’t It? Who Do You Think Built These Bloody Railroads That Carried Us Through Multiple Mining Booms? Overpaid Ethnic Men, That’s Who. Proud Lutheran And Orthodox Men With Surnames Like Hinze, Thiess, Cilento. Or Those Mad Deen Brothers. My Goodness They Used To Make Me Laugh. Good Muslim Lads Who Could Weave A Demolition Wrecking Ball Through Even The Most Precious Heritage Listings. This Country Was Built On The Back Of People Like That. Innovative And Aspirational Queenslanders. Unflinching Patriots. Titans Of Industry That Prefer To Ask For Forgiveness Rather Than Permission — The Betoota Advocate
Farm Worker Gets Paid In Cash After Landing Lucrative Agricultural Job At Cash Farm — The Betoota Advocate
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Farm Worker Gets Paid In Cash After Landing Lucrative Agricultural Job At Cash Farm — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Australian farmers offering to pay workers in accommodation and produce, one farm seems to have gotten the balance right.  Farm worker Allison…

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Local Council Workers Say They Began 'Quiet Quitting' The Day They Started The Job — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Council Workers Say They Began ‘Quiet Quitting’ The Day They Started The Job — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of Betoota City Council workers have told The Advocate that they were ahead of the bell curve…

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Scott Morrison's Secret Job Spree Sees Australia's Unemployment Level Plummet To Record Low — The Betoota Advocate
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Scott Morrison’s Secret Job Spree Sees Australia’s Unemployment Level Plummet To Record Low — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Further details on the former Prime Minister’s desecration of the nation’s democracy have been confirmed today. It has been revealed that Scott Morrison’s…

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Are Immigrants Stealing Your Job Or Is It Scott Morrison? — The Betoota Advocate
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Are Immigrants Stealing Your Job Or Is It Scott Morrison? — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Meet Greg Landson, he’s 24, has a degree in engineering, and has worked for two companies, doing whatever the hell it is that…

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Mark Wahlberg Brought In To Do An 'Italian Job' On The European Nation's Spiralling Inflation — The Betoota Advocate
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Mark Wahlberg Brought In To Do An ‘Italian Job’ On The European Nation’s Spiralling Inflation — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT In response to Italy’s ongoing economic crisis and the shocking resignation of their PM Mario Draghi, the Italian people have demanded that Mark…

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Treasurer Chalmers Tackles Impending Gas Crisis By Begging Energy Companies To Do His Job For Him — The Betoota Advocate
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Treasurer Chalmers Tackles Impending Gas Crisis By Begging Energy Companies To Do His Job For Him — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The new government has today dispelled any concerns about how rusty they are, by assuring the nation that they are on top of…

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