Tag: Issues
Man Who Has Shown No Signs Of Wanting Any Form Of Relationship Must Have Avoidant Attachment Issues — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today assured herself that the reason the bloke she’s keen on doesn’t return her affections must be entirely based…
Local Fuckboy Warns Ladies Of His Commitment Issues Running No-sock And Loafer Combo At The Races — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A prominent fuckboy is letting local girls know he’s here for a good time, not a long time this afternoon, after…
Supply Chain Issues Force Starburst To Pull Delicious Fruity Blu-Tack Off Australian Shelves — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Lolly enthusiasts around the country are today reeling from the terrible news that a fan favourite will be no more. Starburst have become…
Old Kelpie With Digestive Issues Devastated After Ricky Stuart Compares Him To Jaeman Salmon — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A 12-year-old local kelpie-cross has today revealed to The Advocate the toll a tough weekend has taken upon him. Talking to our reporter…
Man Left Confused After Qantas Issues A Boarding Pass That Just Says “Today Maybe” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact A nice young man from our town’s French Quarter arrived at the Betoota Remienko Memorial Aerotropolis this morning ready for…