Tag: Inspires
P!nk Tour Inspires Nation’s Netball Mums To Call Their Salon And Book In A Fresh Galah — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Phones have been running hot across hair salons in the Diamantina this week, as local netball Mums scramble to book in…
RnB Heavy Playlist Inspires Local Bloke To Unleash Some Career Limiting Moves On Office Christmas Dancefloor — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is planning to book himself appointments with a Physio and his HR department this evening, after the sounds…
Harsh Email Inspires Local White Boy To Load Up ‘The Eminem Show’ And Thrash The Cable Fly For An Hour — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A public safety alert has been issued for Betoota’s suburbs this afternoon, after reports that a local white boy is getting…
Local Unit Quietly Thrilled Cost Cutting Measures Inspires Return of Woolies Mud Cake For Office Birthdays — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud member of the common sense brigade is celebrating a win today as he tucks into some workplace Birthday cake….
Chain-Smoking Chinese Marathon Runner Inspires Man To Change Nothing About His Terrible Lifestyle — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Inspiring pictures of an ageing man running a marathon while he enjoyed a few of those extremely heavy and…
2023 Arrival Of Ford F-150 Inspires Local Bloke To Commit To Another Year Of FIFO Work — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Gold Coast man has reportedly signed a deal with the Diesel Devil this afternoon, after making an enquiry into…
Nations Dads Celebrate As Salad Crisis Inspires Return Of A Weekly Family Potato Bake — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Dad’s around the nation are rejoicing this week, as the fresh food crisis inspires the return of a family favourite. After…
Arrival of Three White Guys Inspires Sushi Train Chef To Fire Up Karaage Chicken Fryer — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An awarded Sushi train chef is turning up the heat this afternoon, preparing fresh plates of food to feed a new…