Tag: Informs
Local Legend Informs Fellow First Years He Legit Hasn’t Stopped Drinking Since The HSC — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local legend has today wowed his entire cohort of first year university students with incredible tales of human endurance and epic encounters….
David Elliot Informs Perrottet That It’s Time For Him To Flee To Rural Argentina — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news today, The Betoota Advocate can confirm that the NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet is considering a drastic career move. According…
Leathery Roofer Informs OH&S Inspector The Only Safety Device Ya Need Is A Pair Of Volleys — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local geriatric from Betoota Heights has today taught a young ‘pen pusher’ an interesting lesson. After being called down from the roof…
Laser Clinic Informs Woman She’ll Need 2K Worth Of ‘Preparation Creams’ To Go Ahead With $150 Treatment — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Lindsay Vacluse just wanted to get a fucking microneedling session. You see, when she’d spotted a deal for a half price…
Landlord Informs Single Millennial Her Back Up Plan Of Being A Cat Lady Is Also Too Aspirational — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though she’d always ‘joked’ about it, local woman Felice Hart [32] has always secretly envisioned herself as a cat lady. This concept would…
Jetstar Informs Passengers Mid Flight That The Trip Has Been Cancelled — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Passengers on the Jetstar flight from Brisbane to Perth have found themselves caught in the crosshairs today, as they were notified in mid…
Local Publican Informs Loyal Employee She’s Been Let Go By Not Giving Her Shifts And Ignoring Calls — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local publican has this week ghosted a loyal employee, by refusing to inform her that she’d actually been let go. The employee…