Tag: Immediately
We Can Fix This Housing Crisis Immediately If We Start Signing Off On The Rapid Development Of Thousands Of More High-Rise Towers Full Of $750k Studio Apartments In Once Working Class Suburbs Made Up Of Generational Families Who Can’t Afford To Live There Anymore — The Betoota Advocate
BERNARD BEWMER | Common Sense Outrage | CONTACT As someone who fought tooth and nail against the election of Anthony Albanese, even going as far as using my platform…
Waitress Immediately Regrets Asking Table Of Americans If Everything Is OK — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local waitress learnt the true meaning of regret today after asking a table of Americans if everything is OK with their meal. …
“Whoever Made This Needs To Be Sectioned Immediately” Says Bloke Seeing ‘Bad Boy Bubby’ For The First Time — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being told to watch 1993 Australian cult classic picture Bad Boy Bubby by one of his film buff…
Missing Radioactive Capsule Immediately Found By Truck Driver’s Mum After She Has A Proper Look — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some good news, it can be confirmed that the tiny radioactive capsule that went missing on a Western Australian highway has been…
Woman Scrolling For Tax File Number In iPhone Notes Immediately Distracted By All The Unhinged Message Drafts — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who was simply trying to find her tax file number has today found herself taking a cute trip down menty b…
Best Friend Knowingly Plays Her Role By Immediately Airdropping Recently Single Friend A Stash Of Dating App Material — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota woman is being praised this morning, for helping her best mate launch into a glorious hot girl summer….
Local Woman Immediately Regrets Asking Hippy About Tattoo — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Kick-ons participator Haley McKenna (28) ruined her evening by making a mistake she will surely never make again. During a much needed Saturday…
“You Know, I Don’t Mind This New Peter Dutton,” Says Local Couple Immediately After Buying Home — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After living rent-free with his parents for two years, Bowen Niles and his fiance-of-five-years Heidi Nichols have been able…
Parramatta Eels Hit The Sheds Immediately As Hindmarsh Pops Into Training To Offer Some Tips — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Parramatta Eels icon Nathan Hindmarsh has today spat the dummy, after being denied a hero’s welcome at his old club. The 49-year-old…
17-Year-Old EL Falcon Owner Immediately Googles Turbo Kits After Lodging His Tax Return — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While many in the nation with more sophisticated tax affairs have to wait until various services get back to…