Cruel Coles DJ Twists Knife With Bon Iver and Adele Playlist For Single Shoppers Buying Ice Cream — The Betoota Advocate
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Cruel Coles DJ Twists Knife With Bon Iver and Adele Playlist For Single Shoppers Buying Ice Cream — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking retail news, Coles Supermarkets have been referred to the department of fair trading this Valentine’s Day for engaging in…

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Weird Guy Who Did A Poo In The Urinal In Year 8 Now Really Into His Ice Baths — The Betoota Advocate
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Weird Guy Who Did A Poo In The Urinal In Year 8 Now Really Into His Ice Baths — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the dying abyss of Facebook, a former schoolmate of a Betoota Heights man has emerged from the content…

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Bartenders Let Out Synchronised Groan As Hungover Newbie Shatters Second Glass Over The Ice Well — The Betoota Advocate
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Bartenders Let Out Synchronised Groan As Hungover Newbie Shatters Second Glass Over The Ice Well — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Bartenders at the Bleating Goat Hotel were this weekend seen trying to contain their fury, as a new employee managed to make a…

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“Please God Let This Year End” Barnaby Says To Himself As He Daydreams About Taking That First Sip Of Ice Cold Tooheys New Down At The Pacific Hotel In Yamba
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“Please God Let This Year End” Barnaby Says To Himself As He Daydreams About Taking That First Sip Of Ice Cold Tooheys New Down At The Pacific Hotel In Yamba

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A forgotten victim in today’s political games has already checked out mentally, he tells The Advocate, and has turned…

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Pale White Boy Rocking Etnies Skate Shoes Either Computer Science Teacher or Ice Dealer — The Betoota Advocate
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Pale White Boy Rocking Etnies Skate Shoes Either Computer Science Teacher or Ice Dealer — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An avid PC gamer is keeping Betoota locals on their toes this morning, given a wide berth thanks to his concerning…

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Teenage Son Decides Ice Tray Is, In Fact, Not Empty — The Betoota Advocate
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Teenage Son Decides Ice Tray Is, In Fact, Not Empty — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Progress has been held back today, not in our nation’s capital but in one family’s freezer. In the Handley household in Betoota Heights,…

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Splendour Man Screams In Panic After Dropping His Brand New Blueberry Ice Bar Vape In The Mud — The Betoota Advocate
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Splendour Man Screams In Panic After Dropping His Brand New Blueberry Ice Bar Vape In The Mud — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sodden reveller at Splendour in the Grass has had his day go from bad to worse after dropping…

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