Tag: Housing
“There’s Literally No Way To Un-Fuck This” Experts Finally Agree On Solution To Housing Crisis — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Thirty-six months ago, the federal government engaged Betoota-based housing think-tank, the Australian Institute of Dwellings (AID), on a lucrative…
On Top Of Wanting Secure Housing, This Entitled Millennial Also Wants A Fulfilling Job — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A spoiled young man with an unprofessional ponytail has been labeled an “entitled millennial” today by some in the…
Greens And Dutton Criticised By Labor For Not Backing Dogshit Housing Fund That Will Do Fuck All — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today vented its frustration about the lack of action on the housing crisis in Australia. Not because their housing…
“The Problem With Housing Is Supply” Says Man Playing 18 Holes On Inner-City Private Golf Course — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local property investor has today solved the number one issue plaguing Australian politics: The housing crisis. “The housing crisis was bound to…
We Can Fix This Housing Crisis Immediately If We Start Signing Off On The Rapid Development Of Thousands Of More High-Rise Towers Full Of $750k Studio Apartments In Once Working Class Suburbs Made Up Of Generational Families Who Can’t Afford To Live There Anymore — The Betoota Advocate
BERNARD BEWMER | Common Sense Outrage | CONTACT As someone who fought tooth and nail against the election of Anthony Albanese, even going as far as using my platform…
Housing Crisis Deepens As Nation’s Boomers Call On Government To Criminalise Broke Adult Children Moving Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact NIMBYISM has taken on a deeper meaning today after the Nation’s property moguls decided it also applies to their one asset that never…
Veteran’s Severe PTSD And Lack Of Housing Suddenly Fixed After Nation Gets Pissed In His Honour — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are some sorry heads at workplaces across the nation today, after millions of Anzac Day revellers drank pubs dry and emptied…
NIMBY Shitebags Fear Affordable Housing In The Area Will Result In More Interactions With Poor People — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A section of council housing in the French Quarter that was earmarked for redevelopment will now be sold by…
Property Developer Saturated In Own Drool After Spotting Public Housing Block With Nice View — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Property developer Richard Karmshark might need to pop to the dry cleaners on the way home after saturating himself in his own drool…
“We Can’t Fix The Housing Crisis Because This Is What We Wanted” Says Government — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the midst of a national shortage of affordable housing for renters, Australians are wishing there was a government in charge who would…