Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever — The Betoota Advocate
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Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A levitating landlord from Betoota Grove claims his hovering airiness can be put down to the inner peace he has found after a…

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Woman Visiting Male Friend's House Forced To Use Washing Up Liquid After Failing To Find Any Hand Soap — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Visiting Male Friend’s House Forced To Use Washing Up Liquid After Failing To Find Any Hand Soap — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this weekend been horrified to discover that her male friends may have a little to desire in the hygiene…

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Out Of Control House Party Punishment For Parents Who Didn’t Take Little Rich Kid To Europe — The Betoota Advocate
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Out Of Control House Party Punishment For Parents Who Didn’t Take Little Rich Kid To Europe — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A conservative family is dealing with the concept of karma today as the parents return home from a European holiday to discover their…

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Sydney Opera House Host Worlds Biggest Sleep Out at Jack Johnson Concert — The Betoota Advocate
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Sydney Opera House Host Worlds Biggest Sleep Out at Jack Johnson Concert — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The sleepy streets of Sydney’s nightlife has been given some extra valium this evening, as the city welcomes a global titan…

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Property Investors Say Falling House Prices Are The Worst Thing Because, Um, Because Of, Um… — The Betoota Advocate
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Property Investors Say Falling House Prices Are The Worst Thing Because, Um, Because Of, Um… — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact At this year’s Property Investment Symposium at Betoota Lakes Conference Centre, well-respected property experts were asked to solve the housing affordability crisis. Astute…

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Australians Throwing Stones In The Glass House Of Human Rights Abuses Again — The Betoota Advocate
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Australians Throwing Stones In The Glass House Of Human Rights Abuses Again — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In scenes reminiscent of the infamous video of celebrities singing John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ to the unwashed masses in the…

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Delusional Kia Picanto Owner Backs Themselves To Finish Moving House In Just One Day — The Betoota Advocate
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Delusional Kia Picanto Owner Backs Themselves To Finish Moving House In Just One Day — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A man who owns a Kia Picanto is been labelled an optimist today, for thinking he’ll be able to move house…

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House Of The Dragon Director Admits Episode 7 Was Inspired After Cleaning Out His Laundry Cupboard — The Betoota Advocate
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House Of The Dragon Director Admits Episode 7 Was Inspired After Cleaning Out His Laundry Cupboard — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After copping some major backlash on the Twittersphere for making the seventh episode almost impossible to see, House Of The Dragon director Miguel…

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Party House Ruined By Serious And Loving Relationship — The Betoota Advocate
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Party House Ruined By Serious And Loving Relationship — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A terrible loss is sending shockwaves across the Betoota youth community as a party house has been ruined by a serious and loving…

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Hunter Valley Retiree Lists Deathtrap Cubby House As Wine Country TreeHouse On AirBnB — The Betoota Advocate
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Hunter Valley Retiree Lists Deathtrap Cubby House As Wine Country TreeHouse On AirBnB — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Cessnock retiree is setting up a profitable side hustle today, listing the cubby house in his backyard as a luxury…

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