Tag: Hours
Meghan Markle Spends 3 Hours Explaining How Surprised She Was That Marrying A British Royal Would Result In A Lack Of Privacy — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you aren’t aware, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry haven’t yet disappeared into the anonymity of Los Angeles, like they promised to…
City Starved Of Nightlife Queues For Two Hours For Quirky Take On Spring Rolls — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact Residents of the World’s Most Boring City are sliding on their gumboots this week, excited to savour the taste of lukewarm…
Motorist Who Queued For 2 Hours To Save 20c Per Litre Blows Savings On 2-for-1 Balsamic Red Rock — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local motorist Ross Mince (55, school sports coordinator) woke up at the crack of dawn this morning to catch the last of that…
“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar. Right across the nation, TVs and stadiums will…
“You Just Can’t Describe It” Says Corporate Woman Before Spending 2 Hours Describing Burning Man — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local woman is busy regaling tales of her travels this morning, to an audience of disinterested work colleagues who zoned…
“What Do They Do In Those Shops” Says Father Who Spent Hours In Single Tackle Store On Saturday — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local father of three has today spoken to The Advocate about some of the things in life he just doesn’t understand. Previously…
Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The boss of the nation’s public servants has today arrived at the national Job Summit ready to fight for his workers. Kicking off…
Woman Having A Rough Go Of It Escapes Her Troubles By Playing Several Hours Of The Sims — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After having a couple of tough weeks, local woman Layla Runcorn finds herself turning towards her familiar friends again – her comfort show…
Scientists Confirm 48 Hours Of Rampant Hedonism Can Be Offset By A Fancy Monday Morning Juice — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota University School of Science has released some interesting research today, confirming that an expensive takeaway juice on a Monday morning can have…
Ungrateful Newborn Reserves Biggest Smiles For The Two Hours Spent With Dad After Work — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local mum Courtney Delonge watches her newborn erupt into the biggest smile she’s ever seen, she wonders if it’s rational to resent…