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Motorist Who Queued For 2 Hours To Save 20c Per Litre Blows Savings On 2-for-1 Balsamic Red Rock — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local motorist Ross Mince (55, school sports coordinator) woke up at the crack of dawn this morning to catch the last of that…

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“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar. Right across the nation, TVs and stadiums will…

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"You Just Can't Describe It" Says Corporate Woman Before Spending 2 Hours Describing Burning Man — The Betoota Advocate
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“You Just Can’t Describe It” Says Corporate Woman Before Spending 2 Hours Describing Burning Man — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local woman is busy regaling tales of her travels this morning, to an audience of disinterested work colleagues who zoned…

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“What Do They Do In Those Shops” Says Father Who Spent Hours In Single Tackle Store On Saturday — The Betoota Advocate
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“What Do They Do In Those Shops” Says Father Who Spent Hours In Single Tackle Store On Saturday — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local father of three has today spoken to The Advocate about some of the things in life he just doesn’t understand. Previously…

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Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday — The Betoota Advocate
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Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The boss of the nation’s public servants has today arrived at the national Job Summit ready to fight for his workers. Kicking off…

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Woman Having A Rough Go Of It Escapes Her Troubles By Playing Several Hours Of The Sims — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Having A Rough Go Of It Escapes Her Troubles By Playing Several Hours Of The Sims — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After having a couple of tough weeks, local woman Layla Runcorn finds herself turning towards her familiar friends again – her comfort show…

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Scientists Confirm 48 Hours Of Rampant Hedonism Can Be Offset By A Fancy Monday Morning Juice — The Betoota Advocate
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Scientists Confirm 48 Hours Of Rampant Hedonism Can Be Offset By A Fancy Monday Morning Juice — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota University School of Science has released some interesting research today, confirming that an expensive takeaway juice on a Monday morning can have…

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Ungrateful Newborn Reserves Biggest Smiles For The Two Hours Spent With Dad After Work — The Betoota Advocate
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Ungrateful Newborn Reserves Biggest Smiles For The Two Hours Spent With Dad After Work — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local mum Courtney Delonge watches her newborn erupt into the biggest smile she’s ever seen, she wonders if it’s rational to resent…

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Zero Podcasts Have Ever Needed To Go For 4 Hours — The Betoota Advocate
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Zero Podcasts Have Ever Needed To Go For 4 Hours — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The findings of a long term study into podcasting have been made public by the CSIRO this week, containing the groundbreaking conclusion that…

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Parents Who Gifted Teen A Guitar Rewarded With Hearing Smoke On The Water Riff For Seven Hours A Day — The Betoota Advocate
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Parents Who Gifted Teen A Guitar Rewarded With Hearing Smoke On The Water Riff For Seven Hours A Day — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights couple who’ve been nothing but supportive of their son’s dreams of becoming the next Jimi Hendrix (without the drug addiction)…

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