Hot Choc Machine At Library Ready To Burn Your Pretty Little Tastebuds Off — The Betoota Advocate
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Hot Choc Machine At Library Ready To Burn Your Pretty Little Tastebuds Off — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Patrons at Betoota Community Library have been warned that the brandless hot drinks machine in the corner is presently brewing up a hot…

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Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don't Have A Veranda — The Betoota Advocate
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Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don’t Have A Veranda — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The climate change-aided disasters that have plagued Australia for the last decade appear to be now unfolding in the Northern Hemisphere, causing chaos…

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Regional Cafe Applauded For Generous Extra Slice Of Hot Buttered Toast With ‘Soup Of The Day’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Regional Cafe Applauded For Generous Extra Slice Of Hot Buttered Toast With ‘Soup Of The Day’ — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A regional cafe has been given a standing ovation this morning, after not skimping on a side serving of toast. Tucked…

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"Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I'll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I'll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn't The First Time I've Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who's Selling Australia Down The River There's A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I'm Done With Them." — The Betoota Advocate
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“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…

Continue Reading “Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate