Local City Worker Still Harbours Deeply Buried Aspirations To Be A Hot Billabong Surfer Chick — The Betoota Advocate
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Local City Worker Still Harbours Deeply Buried Aspirations To Be A Hot Billabong Surfer Chick — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Despite never having had any interest in doing anything that remotely involves the ocean, local woman Kayla Stewart has always secretly harboured a…

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“Some Bikies Can Be Really Hot” — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that will only increase her vote with rednecks and union heavies, Greens senator Lidia Thorpe has resigned as the party’s deputy…

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Renting Losers Curious To See What Will Happen If They Keen Spending Frivolously In The Economy And It Keeps Running Hot Which Puts Upward Pressure On Inflation And Interest Rates Causing The Housing Market To Continue Freefall Back To Reality
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Renting Losers Curious To See What Will Happen If They Keen Spending Frivolously In The Economy And It Keeps Running Hot Which Puts Upward Pressure On Inflation And Interest Rates Causing The Housing Market To Continue Freefall Back To Reality

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two renting losers from our town’s battler belt are curious to see what will happen if they ignore the…

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So Called ‘Royal Family’ Doesnt Have Enough Hot Blonde People Committing Incest To Pique Woman’s Interest — The Betoota Advocate
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So Called ‘Royal Family’ Doesnt Have Enough Hot Blonde People Committing Incest To Pique Woman’s Interest — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to sticking to her morals, it appears that local woman Joceline Fenwick finds herself coming up with excuses if the…

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Hot Choc Machine At Library Ready To Burn Your Pretty Little Tastebuds Off — The Betoota Advocate
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Hot Choc Machine At Library Ready To Burn Your Pretty Little Tastebuds Off — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Patrons at Betoota Community Library have been warned that the brandless hot drinks machine in the corner is presently brewing up a hot…

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Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don't Have A Veranda — The Betoota Advocate
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Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don’t Have A Veranda — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The climate change-aided disasters that have plagued Australia for the last decade appear to be now unfolding in the Northern Hemisphere, causing chaos…

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Regional Cafe Applauded For Generous Extra Slice Of Hot Buttered Toast With ‘Soup Of The Day’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Regional Cafe Applauded For Generous Extra Slice Of Hot Buttered Toast With ‘Soup Of The Day’ — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A regional cafe has been given a standing ovation this morning, after not skimping on a side serving of toast. Tucked…

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"Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I'll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I'll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn't The First Time I've Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who's Selling Australia Down The River There's A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I'm Done With Them." — The Betoota Advocate
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“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…

Continue Reading “Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate